In Love with Wild Cherry
*Marie and Jacope were sitting on the couch watching TV in the morning as Jacope was eating a bowl of cereal and Marie was drinking Tea. All of a sudden, Gillian storms into the living room.*
Gillian: Guys! Guess what day it is?!
Jacope checks the milk carton.
Jacope: Oh god, this milk is expired.
*Audience laughs*
Gillian: No silly. Today is my first date with Thomas. This is really going to be exciting.
Marie: Aww....I am so jealous. *Marie giggles.*
Jacope: Where is he going to take you, gill? At work?
*Audience laughs since in the sitcom, Thomas works part time at a restaurant.*
Gillian: *Sighs*...Anyways MArie, I need you to make sure no one enters my room under any circumstances....Even yourself....Please do this for me....
Marie:...I promise.
*They both hug as Jacope looks at them both looking very miserable and jealous. Audience laughs. Later that day, Marie was in the kitchen, cooking dinner as PAtrick walks in*
Patrick: Hey Maire.
MArie: Hey Patrick. What's up?
Patrick: I came to pick up the matrix movie I let you borrow. Where is it?
Marie: In gillians room....
Patrick: cool, I'll go get it!
*Patrick walks on his way to Gillians room but Marie runs on Patrick's back and brings him down to the ground. They both get up as Patrick had an angry and disturbed face. Audience laughs hard.*
Patrick: That was not necessary!
*Audience laughs*
Marie: I'm sorry, but I promised gillian that I would not let anyone go into her room.
Patrick: Oh, come on Marie! I need that DVD....
Marie: Why?
Patrick: My Grandma wants to watch it....
*Audience laughs. Marie just stares at him*
Patrick: Hey, I feel embarrassed already!
*Audience laughs*
Gillian: Ok, I'll let you enter her room. Just get the movie from the DVD player and leave.
Patrick: Ok...
*Patrick walks into Gillian's room and tries to take out the DVD but the disk holder would not come out. Patrick kept pulling at it. He finally got it out and fell back into a shelve of Bed bears. Marie ran into the room. Audience laughs*
Marie: What was that.....Oh no....Patrick your kidding...
*Audience laughs*
Patrick:....oops....
*Audience laughs. Marie ran over to the pile of teddy bears.*
MArie: Patrick, this is why I did not want you to enter the room. YOur as clumsy as Parker while drunk in a glass shop!
*Audience laughs. Marie then hears gillian talking to Thomas as they walk into the house.*
Marie: Oh my god....Patrick what should I do....
Patrick: Let's get naked!
*Audience laughs. Marie smacks Patrick and ran under the bed to hide as Patrick looks around trying to find a way to hide. He runs to the corner and puts his arm up, looking at his hand, standing in a unique way, trying to be a statue. He then forgets it and hides in the closet with his DVd as Audience laughs. Gillian and thomas enter the room kissing. They both fall on to the bed as Marie was being squashed under the bed. She could not breath as the audience laughs. They both hear her gasping for air.*
Thomas: do you hear that?
Gillian: That's probably Jacope outside running away from the tax collectors.
*Audience laughs as they continue kissing. Marie then saw a spider crawl in front of her. She screams and rolled out of under the bed and moves around in such weird ways, trying to get the spider out even though it was not on her. Gillian and Thomas both look at her in a puzzled face. audience laughs*
Marie:.....hi...
*Audience laughs*
Gillian: MArie....What are you doing in here. I told you not to enter my room......
*Patrick comes out*
PAtrick: And not let anyone enter under any circumstances! GOSH!
*Audience laughs*
Patrick: I swear gillian, she was out of control. I tried to stop her, but she would not listen so I followed her here and.....
Gillian: Patrick...
Patrick: what...
Gillian: Shut up...
*Audience laughs*
Gillian: you guys, I would like to have a word with my friend here....of course if she even cares about that.....
*Patrick and thomas both leave the room*
Gillian: Well...tell me...what do have to say....
Marie: Well...I feel really bad...
Gillian: Ok thats enough...
*Audience laughs*
Gillian: I feel betrayed, lied to, and a lack of trust from my best friend....Why Marie...
Marie: Listen, I just feel bad about it and all I can say is that I am sorry. I mean, I am not different from Thomas. We can still be in each others lives.....Like sisters...
*Meanwhile*
Thomas: Hey, let me see that DVd. Is it good?
Patrick: Well, it is one of those movies where I watch it and always wish I was one them and was part of that setting.
*Thomas looks at the cover*
Thomas: You want to be one of the characters from the Ya Ya sisterhood?
*Audience laughs as Patrick snatches the DVd away looks at it.8
Patrick: oh no...I must of gotten the wrong one....
Thomas: You know, it is not that embarrassing. I have done alot worse....
Patrick: Oh....Really?
Thomas: No....
*Audience laughs*
Originally posted by JacopeX
[B]In Love with Wild Cherry*Marie and Jacope were sitting on the couch watching TV in the morning as Jacope was eating a bowl of cereal and Marie was drinking Tea. All of a sudden, Gillian storms into the living room.*
Gillian: Guys! Guess what day it is?!
Jacope checks the milk carton.
Jacope: Oh god, this milk is expired.
*Audience laughs*
Gillian: No silly. Today is my first date with Thomas. This is really going to be exciting.
Marie: Aww....I am so jealous. *Marie giggles.*
Jacope: Where is he going to take you, gill? At work?
*Audience laughs since in the sitcom, Thomas works part time at a restaurant.*
Gillian: *Sighs*...Anyways MArie, I need you to make sure no one enters my room under any circumstances....Even yourself....Please do this for me....
Marie:...I promise.
*They both hug as Jacope looks at them both looking very miserable and jealous. Audience laughs. Later that day, Marie was in the kitchen, cooking dinner as PAtrick walks in*
Patrick: Hey Maire.
MArie: Hey Patrick. What's up?
Patrick: I came to pick up the matrix movie I let you borrow. Where is it?
Marie: In gillians room....
Patrick: cool, I'll go get it!
*Patrick walks on his way to Gillians room but Marie runs on Patrick's back and brings him down to the ground. They both get up as Patrick had an angry and disturbed face. Audience laughs hard.*
Patrick: That was not necessary!
*Audience laughs*
Marie: I'm sorry, but I promised gillian that I would not let anyone go into her room.
Patrick: Oh, come on Marie! I need that DVD....
Marie: Why?
Patrick: My Grandma wants to watch it....
*Audience laughs. Marie just stares at him*
Patrick: Hey, I feel embarrassed already!
*Audience laughs*
Gillian: Ok, I'll let you enter her room. Just get the movie from the DVD player and leave.
Patrick: Ok...
*Patrick walks into Gillian's room and tries to take out the DVD but the disk holder would not come out. Patrick kept pulling at it. He finally got it out and fell back into a shelve of Bed bears. Marie ran into the room. Audience laughs*
Marie: What was that.....Oh no....Patrick your kidding...
*Audience laughs*
Patrick:....oops....
*Audience laughs. Marie ran over to the pile of teddy bears.*
MArie: Patrick, this is why I did not want you to enter the room. YOur as clumsy as Parker while drunk in a glass shop!
*Audience laughs. Marie then hears gillian talking to Thomas as they walk into the house.*
Marie: Oh my god....Patrick what should I do....
Patrick: Let's get naked!
*Audience laughs. Marie smacks Patrick and ran under the bed to hide as Patrick looks around trying to find a way to hide. He runs to the corner and puts his arm up, looking at his hand, standing in a unique way, trying to be a statue. He then forgets it and hides in the closet with his DVd as Audience laughs. Gillian and thomas enter the room kissing. They both fall on to the bed as Marie was being squashed under the bed. She could not breath as the audience laughs. They both hear her gasping for air.*
Thomas: do you hear that?
Gillian: That's probably Jacope outside running away from the tax collectors.
*Audience laughs as they continue kissing. Marie then saw a spider crawl in front of her. She screams and rolled out of under the bed and moves around in such weird ways, trying to get the spider out even though it was not on her. Gillian and Thomas both look at her in a puzzled face. audience laughs*
Marie:.....hi...
*Audience laughs*
Gillian: MArie....What are you doing in here. I told you not to enter my room......
*Patrick comes out*
PAtrick: And not let anyone enter under any circumstances! GOSH!
*Audience laughs*
Patrick: I swear gillian, she was out of control. I tried to stop her, but she would not listen so I followed her here and.....
Gillian: Patrick...
Patrick: what...
Gillian: Shut up...
*Audience laughs*
Gillian: you guys, I would like to have a word with my friend here....of course if she even cares about that.....
*Patrick and thomas both leave the room*
Gillian: Well...tell me...what do have to say....
Marie: Well...I feel really bad...
Gillian: Ok thats enough...
*Audience laughs*
Gillian: I feel betrayed, lied to, and a lack of trust from my best friend....Why Marie...
Marie: Listen, I just feel bad about it and all I can say is that I am sorry. I mean, I am not different from Thomas. We can still be in each others lives.....Like sisters...
*Meanwhile*
Thomas: Hey, let me see that DVd. Is it good?
Patrick: Well, it is one of those movies where I watch it and always wish I was one them and was part of that setting.
*Thomas looks at the cover*
Thomas: You want to be one of the characters from the Ya Ya sisterhood?
*Audience laughs as Patrick snatches the DVd away looks at it.8
Patrick: oh no...I must of gotten the wrong one....
Thomas: You know, it is not that embarrassing. I have done alot worse....
Patrick: Oh....Really?
Thomas: No....
*Audience laughs* [/B]
I am never in any. Gosh. Never talk to me again. mhm
Originally posted by JacopeXHonest opinion:
[B]In Love with Wild Cherry*Marie and Jacope were sitting on the couch watching TV in the morning as Jacope was eating a bowl of cereal and Marie was drinking Tea. All of a sudden, Gillian storms into the living room.*
Gillian: Guys! Guess what day it is?!
Jacope checks the milk carton.
Jacope: Oh god, this milk is expired.
*Audience laughs*
Gillian: No silly. Today is my first date with Thomas. This is really going to be exciting.
Marie: Aww....I am so jealous. *Marie giggles.*
Jacope: Where is he going to take you, gill? At work?
*Audience laughs since in the sitcom, Thomas works part time at a restaurant.*
Gillian: *Sighs*...Anyways MArie, I need you to make sure no one enters my room under any circumstances....Even yourself....Please do this for me....
Marie:...I promise.
*They both hug as Jacope looks at them both looking very miserable and jealous. Audience laughs. Later that day, Marie was in the kitchen, cooking dinner as PAtrick walks in*
Patrick: Hey Maire.
MArie: Hey Patrick. What's up?
Patrick: I came to pick up the matrix movie I let you borrow. Where is it?
Marie: In gillians room....
Patrick: cool, I'll go get it!
*Patrick walks on his way to Gillians room but Marie runs on Patrick's back and brings him down to the ground. They both get up as Patrick had an angry and disturbed face. Audience laughs hard.*
Patrick: That was not necessary!
*Audience laughs*
Marie: I'm sorry, but I promised gillian that I would not let anyone go into her room.
Patrick: Oh, come on Marie! I need that DVD....
Marie: Why?
Patrick: My Grandma wants to watch it....
*Audience laughs. Marie just stares at him*
Patrick: Hey, I feel embarrassed already!
*Audience laughs*
Gillian: Ok, I'll let you enter her room. Just get the movie from the DVD player and leave.
Patrick: Ok...
*Patrick walks into Gillian's room and tries to take out the DVD but the disk holder would not come out. Patrick kept pulling at it. He finally got it out and fell back into a shelve of Bed bears. Marie ran into the room. Audience laughs*
Marie: What was that.....Oh no....Patrick your kidding...
*Audience laughs*
Patrick:....oops....
*Audience laughs. Marie ran over to the pile of teddy bears.*
MArie: Patrick, this is why I did not want you to enter the room. YOur as clumsy as Parker while drunk in a glass shop!
*Audience laughs. Marie then hears gillian talking to Thomas as they walk into the house.*
Marie: Oh my god....Patrick what should I do....
Patrick: Let's get naked!
*Audience laughs. Marie smacks Patrick and ran under the bed to hide as Patrick looks around trying to find a way to hide. He runs to the corner and puts his arm up, looking at his hand, standing in a unique way, trying to be a statue. He then forgets it and hides in the closet with his DVd as Audience laughs. Gillian and thomas enter the room kissing. They both fall on to the bed as Marie was being squashed under the bed. She could not breath as the audience laughs. They both hear her gasping for air.*
Thomas: do you hear that?
Gillian: That's probably Jacope outside running away from the tax collectors.
*Audience laughs as they continue kissing. Marie then saw a spider crawl in front of her. She screams and rolled out of under the bed and moves around in such weird ways, trying to get the spider out even though it was not on her. Gillian and Thomas both look at her in a puzzled face. audience laughs*
Marie:.....hi...
*Audience laughs*
Gillian: MArie....What are you doing in here. I told you not to enter my room......
*Patrick comes out*
PAtrick: And not let anyone enter under any circumstances! GOSH!
*Audience laughs*
Patrick: I swear gillian, she was out of control. I tried to stop her, but she would not listen so I followed her here and.....
Gillian: Patrick...
Patrick: what...
Gillian: Shut up...
*Audience laughs*
Gillian: you guys, I would like to have a word with my friend here....of course if she even cares about that.....
*Patrick and thomas both leave the room*
Gillian: Well...tell me...what do have to say....
Marie: Well...I feel really bad...
Gillian: Ok thats enough...
*Audience laughs*
Gillian: I feel betrayed, lied to, and a lack of trust from my best friend....Why Marie...
Marie: Listen, I just feel bad about it and all I can say is that I am sorry. I mean, I am not different from Thomas. We can still be in each others lives.....Like sisters...
*Meanwhile*
Thomas: Hey, let me see that DVd. Is it good?
Patrick: Well, it is one of those movies where I watch it and always wish I was one them and was part of that setting.
*Thomas looks at the cover*
Thomas: You want to be one of the characters from the Ya Ya sisterhood?
*Audience laughs as Patrick snatches the DVd away looks at it.8
Patrick: oh no...I must of gotten the wrong one....
Thomas: You know, it is not that embarrassing. I have done alot worse....
Patrick: Oh....Really?
Thomas: No....
*Audience laughs* [/B]
It would be fairly entertaining if it weren't for the fake sounding dialog.
(A helicopter glides over the misty night sky of Las Vegas, unseen and unheard. Sirens are heard wailing.)
THOMAS: We are ETA fifteen minutes out from the landing zone, update status?
PATRICK: It doesn't look good, sir, situation has worsened. Subjects are demanding a plane and pilot within midnight, along with a rather infamous terrorist locked up in San Ho, or they will start shooting hostages.
THOMAS: That gives us about a two hour window. Get the doc out there.
PATRICK: He's alread established contact with said subjects, sir.
----
MARIE: I have been asked to speak with you.
VOICE: Ah, bien. You are the negotiator. Get us a transport, our 'friend', and a pilot immediately or, unfortunately, we may be forced to kill a hostage or few to show our seriousness.
MARIE: Please, we respect your seriousness here. But you must understand that these things take time.
VOICE: Ah, you say that, all people like you do. But we shall see how fast your government can operate when the lives of children are at stake.
MARIE: No, listen to me. Be reasonable. Even if we got your friend out and put him on a plane now, it would take at least three hours to get here. Your demands nor killing will not make a plane under a protected air-zone fly any faster, will it?
(A silence ensues.)
VOICE: *thoughtfully* That is true. Very well, I will give you four hours, on the hour. You have until two o'clock in the morning, local time, until we commence throwing bodies out the window. I have been generous. Do you understand?
MARIE: Yes, I understand.
*hangs up*
MARIE: This isn't good, Thomas.
THOMAS: What did our perp say?
MARIE: They're sociopathic; they're threatening to shoot kids.
THOMAS: Christ, the guys aren't going to like this. Who the hell would have the stones to whack a kid?
MARIE: They sound very serious to me, I suggest we don't find out to what extent. We have til' two in the morning until they start shooting people.
THOMAS: We're landing in a field about five hundred meters behind your location, stand by.