Originally posted by JacopeXI like this one 😂
Ive done 6 episodes in this thread already.I'll add you guys. 🙂
Originally posted by Vathu
I am never in any. Gosh. Never talk to me again. mhm
Once upon a time, Long, long ago ( yesterday, actually ) There lived a dysfunctional family of animals. There was big, brave, and stupid Ty-ger. The ever so endearing ( yet annoying ) Gilli-gator, and the shy, kind Thoma-lama. One day they decide to find Ty-ger a partner. Lets see how it went.
- The three are walking in a lovely meadow -
Gili-gator: wow. Today is just beautiful.
Thoma-lama: Just like you <3
Gili-gator: Oh, Thoma-lama.
Ty-ger: (mimicking ) Oh god. *rolls eyes*
Thoma-lama: You're just jealous because you have no one to share the joys of love with.
Ty-ger: Sure I do. My left hand.
- Laughter -
Gilli-gator: Now Ty-ger! Lets find someone for youuuu to love. ( obnoxiously happy tone )
Ty-ger: for me?
Thoma-lama: What a great idea! theres lots of eligibles in 'Friendly Forest. ' Lets go meet some people.
-after walking a while, they come to a door. It's titled ' Marie-flea'. they knock -
Marie-flea: Hello? Oh, Gilli-gator, how nice to see you, come on in and we can start - * notices Thoma-lama and Ty-ger standing wide eyed. *
Ty-ger: God....yes....
Thoma-lama: * pulls Gilli-gator into his arms *
Gili-gator: *sweatdrop* Well, our friend Ty-ger here, you see, he needs a, well, hm. how should I put this.
Pat-cat: *peeks in door* He needs to get LAID bi-atch!
Ty-ger: Hey now, I can get-
Marie-Flea: * cuts him off* Oh. Thats all? Well, I have lots of friends, come on!
- the, now 5, begin walking, and eventually come to another door. It reads ' Sarah-bear ' and Marie-Flea and Gilli-gator knock excitedly. -
Sarah-bear: come innnnn! doors open, im playing Halo!!!
Ty-ger: Now THATS my kinda girl.
Sarah-bear: *screams at computer screen pasionatly*
Ty-ger: I change my mind, please no. *whimper*
Gilli-gator and Marie-Flea: *laugh* Oh Saaaarah-Beaaarrrr!
Sarah-Bear: Marie Flea! Gilli-gator! SO nice to see you! *jumps up and hugs the two.
* Ty-ger and Thoma-lama look at each other*
Marie-Flea: This is our friend, Ty-ger. he needs-
Pat-cat: To get LAID foo! LAY HIS ASS DOWWWNNNN!
Ty-ger: I do NO-
Sarah-bear: Oooh I know just the bear. Come with me.
- Finally they all arrive at another house, with the name Smokey on the door. Sarah-bear pushes the door open, and they all go in, following a hallway that leads to a dark room. They push Ty-ger forward. A melodic chanting is heard. -
The bear went over the mouuuuntain, the bear went over the mountain, the bear went over the mountaiiiin... and what do you think he saw....?
- Ty-ger looks back, and finds himself alone wih the door closed. -
smokey: Baby, you just lit my forest fire. Im gonna have ta go in tha den to put it out.
Ty-ger: NOOOOOOOOOO *sobs*
- meanwhile outside -
Sarah-bear: I knew they would be the perfect match.
Gilli-gator: *sighs* Just wonderful.
Marie-flea: SO romantic. I wish I could find love like that.
*Thoma-lama and Pat-cat sit twitching as they hear Ty-ger scream for a moment.*
Pat-cat: Hey..at least its not us...
Thoma-lama: You're right...come on Gilli-gator, lets go home and get this incident off our minds.
Gilli-gator: *smiles knowingly* good Idea.
*the two head off sayign goodbye*
*pat-cat turns to see Tiffy-turntle, and pulls her off also, while waving.*
Marie-flea: well. Just us Sarah-bear.
Sarah-bear: *looks toward window.* Yep. Juuust us.
Marie-flea: M hm.
- silence -
Marie-flea and Sarah-bear: Lets watch!! * the two run to the wnidow giggling.
and, They all lived happily ever after. The end.