ZOMG!!! Everybody look here!!!

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Re: ZOMG!!! Everybody look here!!!

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Now that I have your attention...

A problem has been buggin me. Has to do with finding a good match/gauging the forum's views on one particular person. Namely: Gamora.

Essentially this shall be a "Gamora vs. ???" thread. Who is the weakest person that can take at least 5.5/10 against her?

Only general combat powers are allowed. H2H combat, beams (but not on Cyclops' all-out level), super strength, etc. No telepathy, no super speed, no plot device powers (Kitty's phasing, Layla Miller's predictions, etc.).

They fight in a huge open daisy field. They start twenty feet apart.

There shall be two fight scenarios:
1) They're both equipped with a big club
2) Gamora has her sword (assume it's unbreakable), and they have their weapons. Guns and such are allowed. Nukes are not. Kapeesh?

So...

With the above stipulations, who's the weakest person that could take 5.5/10 against Gamora?

Adam Warlock

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Is this all powers or just H2H? Because someone like Warlock is >>>> Gamora with powers, but roughly equal in H2H, depending on who you're talking to.
Oh, I know. Soljer brought up Warlock menos his other powers. She would get stomped, otherwise...

Originally posted by Validus
I do too but you aren't supposed to. It's a typo that comes from trying to hit the shift key so it only works in text. Saying it just defeats the purpose. It's the same thing if you try to pronounce the P in pwned. It's really pronounced as owned.

Ahem. 😐

Oh... history lesson with Validus...

Also, I also say "pwned" as if someone forgot the "a"...

Originally posted by bigbran
Oh... history lesson with Validus...

Also, I also say "pwned" as if someone forgot the "a"...

Forgot the "a"? Where is there in a in owned?

Gamora sort of like Karate Kid, that is she doesn't really have superpowers but she can take on top tiers in HtH

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Forgot the "a"? Where is there in a in owned?
"P(a)wned"

Originally posted by bigbran
Oh... history lesson with Validus...

Also, I also say "pwned" as if someone forgot the "a"...


There's two common ways people say "pwned". Your way and by just saying owned as if it had a "p" in front. I've also heard it done as "pooned" but that sounds pretty, well, awful.

Originally posted by bigbran
"P(a)wned"
yeah, i say it like that....cus ownd sounds racist to my friends ermm

Originally posted by bigbran
Captain Mar-Vell has made Ronan look like a common street thug in h2h. Went punch to punch with Namor underwater.
Was about to finish Hulk before he was powered up, but the idiot took too long...
One-punched his first enemy, after he got all his upgrades.
Beat up about 5 robots, who were each as strong as Iron Man... while 2 of them had already pawned Iron Man.

What has Gamora done again? Oh ya, stalemated Ronan...

And she was winning, and caused him to maz out his universal weapon, something Mar-Vell has never done.

I'm not claiming she's stronger. She's damn strong, but it's more in her skill, and in this case, her weapons advantages. She's made a fool of She-Hulk, while battling other opponents at the same time, and this was pre-upgrade, so a Hulk that hasn't gotten very mad yet isn't much of a big deal.

And she's fiercly sparred with thanos, taken on literally hundreds of rough and tough, combat armed aliens at the same time, etc. etc.

Originally posted by Validus
There's two common ways people say "pwned". Your way and by just saying owned as if it had a "p" in front. I've also heard it done as "pooned" but that sounds pretty, well, awful.

You gatdamned supernerd!@

😆

Originally posted by NiñoAraña
yeah, i say it like that....cus ownd sounds racist to my friends ermm

haermm

Originally posted by bigbran
Oh... history lesson with Validus...

Also, I also say "pwned" as if someone forgot the "a"...

Me too. ✅

I've also heard "Poned". But it sounds vaguely like a few other, worse things, and it sounds just bad in general.

Originally posted by UniOmni
You gatdamned supernerd!@

😆


I can't be the only person who has ever heard of urban dictionary.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
And she was winning, and caused him to maz out his universal weapon, something Mar-Vell has never done.

I'm not claiming she's stronger. She's damn strong, but it's more in her skill, and in this case, her weapons advantages. She's made a fool of She-Hulk, while battling other opponents at the same time, and this was pre-upgrade, so a Hulk that hasn't gotten very mad yet isn't much of a big deal.

And she's fiercly sparred with thanos, taken on literally hundreds of rough and tough, combat armed aliens at the same time, etc. etc.

No, Mar-Vell just KOed his ass... in about two or so panels...
Also, what the f*ck does "maz" mean? Did he spray his big hammer all over the place, or something? 😖hifty:
"Cuz" that's what it sounds like...

Hulk is still Hulk, and I forget whether or not he was mad... but he should have been...

She never got hit by Thanos...
So has Mar-Vell...
Btw... he has also fought a Watcher.

I've been to that!!!

Bastard site ruined my innocence.

Originally posted by Validus
I can't be the only person who has ever heard of urban dictionary.

Is that really urban?ermmnone

I would LOVE to see a fight between Gamora and Mar-Vell. Gamora's stronger and more skilled, but Mar-Vell can counter her strength through amping and his cosmic awareness makes up for her skill advantage. I'm reserving my opinion about who takes the majority until I put some more thought into it, but it won't be a stomp either way I can guarantee.

Originally posted by Skeets
Is that really urban?ermmnone

As urban as it gets on the internet I suppose.

Can't exactly go around saying that shit on the streets now,can we? haermm

Originally posted by Skeets
Can't exactly go around saying that shit on the streets now,can we? haermm

Perhaps on the streets of Connecticut.