Superman - Thor - Hulk - Silver Surfer: Pure Physical Slugfest Battle Royale!

Started by WorldWarHulk6 pages
WorldWarHulk Dead

Originally posted by xmeat
without PC surfer aint shit no one beats hulk in a slugfest not even superbitch
Of course he isn't... because without PC, he doesn't even have powers dumbass.
Nevermind the second part, because that is you just talking out of your ass, which suprisingly gets used more than your mouth.

xmeat Restricted

Originally posted by masterbruce
everyone retains their physical abilities...so Superman and Surfer have superspeed and flight.
hulk still wins since he's at onslaught level rage.

Redatom65 Vagrant
Originally posted by xmeat
hulk still wins since he's at onslaught level rage.

1. he doesn't start out there

2. he didn't beat onslaught

3. I noticed he does get amping, regardless Superman still get's speed and flight. he wins this

Validus Senior Member

Originally posted by xmeat
hulk still wins since he's at onslaught level rage.

According to who?

WorldWarHulk Dead

Originally posted by xmeat
hulk still wins since he's at onslaught level rage.
So, Hulk has Jean Grey on his side?
Weird.

Also, since Surfer retains his board, then Hulk might as well kiss his green ass goodbye.

Symmetric Chaos Fractal King
Originally posted by Validus
According to who?

They're bloodlusted and at peak form.

Superman is still to fast.

xmeat Restricted

Originally posted by Redatom65
1. he doesn't start out there

2. he didn't beat onslaught

3. I noticed he does get amping, regardless Superman still get's speed and flight. he wins this

hulk can jump high and fast enough to fly plus speedblitz wont ko him.

WorldWarHulk Dead

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
They're bloodlusted and at peak form.

Superman is still to fast.

Again:
Originally posted by Validus
According to who?

That wasn't under his own power either, and the only way he's accomplishing that again, is if Jean Grey is helping him out, which, interestingly enough, she isn't in this thread...

Validus Senior Member

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
They're bloodlusted and at peak form.

Superman is still to fast.


That was outside influence from Jean Grey.

EDIT - Uhh, yeah.

masterbruce Senior Member
Originally posted by Validus
According to who?

xmeat is delusional. Even at bloodlust, Hulk isn't at Onslaught level, for that, he needs a telepath to shut off his mind and let pure rage take over, which isn't the case in this fight.

Symmetric Chaos Fractal King

Originally posted by Validus
That was outside influence from Jean Grey.

EDIT - Uhh, yeah.

I'm telling you what xmeat is reading into from the OP.

pr1983 Hey Yo!

Originally posted by masterbruce
yes, they have their speed and flight.

Thor has his hammer, but none of its powers...he can only use it for physical attacks.

oh, ok... superman then...

WorldWarHulk Dead

Originally posted by pr1983
oh, ok... superman then...
Superman, even without his speed, or flight.

Redatom65 Vagrant
Originally posted by xmeat
hulk can jump high and fast enough to fly plus speedblitz wont ko him.

I'd love to see Hulk jump into the top of the stratosphere 🙄

xmeat Restricted

thor= hulk shoves that hammer down his throat

surfer= hulk uses his surfboard to bitchslapp him up and down.

superman= supes tries blitzing him but proves to be an insignificant flee buzzing around cat.

Validus Senior Member

Originally posted by masterbruce
xmeat is delusional.

Not delusional but he is a pretend retard.

masterbruce Senior Member
Originally posted by WorldWarHulk
Superman, even without his speed, or flight.

I would disagree there. If he didn't have his speed or flight, I think Hulk has a good chance of getting so strong from anger that Superman eventually loses.

Badabing Gym rat

Originally posted by xmeat
thor= hulk shoves that hammer down his throat

surfer= hulk uses his surfboard to bitchslapp him up and down.

superman= supes tries blitzing him but proves to be an insignificant flee buzzing around cat.

😱 😆

crackpot-lol

WorldWarHulk Dead

Originally posted by xmeat
thor= hulk shoves that hammer down his throat

surfer= hulk uses his surfboard to bitchslapp him up and down.

superman= supes tries blitzing him but proves to be an insignificant flee buzzing around cat.

And then Namor comes in, and punches him out. 😉

xmeat Restricted

Originally posted by WorldWarHulk
And then Namor comes in, and punches him out. 😉
who cares hulk would be weak from kicking ass. 😎