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Started by DARKLORDCAEDUS307 pages

When is Shawn Michaels returning?

I think he may of retired.

did any of you watch ecw on tuesday? OMG it was so freakin awesome that it was far too awesome for me to watch so i turned it off 😉

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I think he may of retired.

I thought Michaels was coming back shortly after Triple H?

Originally posted by DARKLORDCAEDUS
I thought Michaels was coming back shortly after Triple H?
Maybe. I'll look into it.

I've always hated Shawn Michaels.

The man has NO business even being in the same LEAGUE as people like Triple H, what with how small and puny/scrawny he is.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
I've always hated Shawn Michaels.

The man has NO business even being in the same LEAGUE as people like Triple H, what with how small and puny/scrawny he is.

So now you have to be a giant body builder to be a good pro wrestler?

No... but you have to be a body builder to compete with other body builders, otherwise it looks boring. Thats why I don't like Rey Mysterio anymore either. Heavyweight champion? Give me a f*cking brake. If Bobby Lashley or the Big Show ever competed for the Cruiserweight championship everyone would complain about it. It's an annoying double standard.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
No... but you have to be a body builder to compete with other body builders, otherwise it looks boring. Thats why I don't like Rey Mysterio anymore either. Heavyweight champion? Give me a f*cking brake. If Bobby Lashley or the Big Show ever competed for the Cruiserweight championship everyone would complain about it. It's an annoying double standard.
It's fun to watch the little guys beat up the big guys, and chances are Mysterio would beat big ass Batista's ass in real life.

First, Mysterio would never beat Bautista in real life. His moves are ridiculous. At least Bautista's moves are convenient and actually usable in real life. Anyone else find it funny that only time the Wrestlers ever actually fall down that way so they're tangled on the ropes on there knees are when they're fighting Rey Mysterio or Chris Jericho, the only two who have a special that will ONLY work if they fall in that position?

Secondly, why is it fun to watch small people beat up on big people? I happen to be a big guy in real life, and for some reason short people pick on me all the time, because I'm big. Yet, if I smack the **** out of them I'm the bad guy, but if they hit me they're "brave". F*ck that. They're is a reason why there are weight classes. Small people will almost always lose to a bigger person unless they are smarter or better trained.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
First, Mysterio would never beat Bautista in real life. His moves are ridiculous. At least Bautista's moves are convenient and actually usable in real life. Anyone else find it funny that only time the Wrestlers ever actually fall down that way so they're tangled on the ropes on there knees are when they're fighting Rey Mysterio or Chris Jericho, the only two who have a special that will ONLY work if they fall in that position?

Secondly, why is it fun to watch small people beat up on big people? I happen to be a big guy in real life, and for some reason short people pick on me all the time, because I'm big. Yet, if I smack the **** out of them I'm the bad guy, but if they hit me they're "brave". F*ck that. They're is a reason why there are weight classes. Small people will almost always lose to a bigger person unless they are smarter or better trained.

You know nothing. I am 5'11" and 225 pounds, a "big guy", but being big does not make them better fighters. You do know how wrestling works, right? The wrestler's matches are choreographed, they go in knowing what they are about to do. Many moves in wrestling wouldn't work in a fight, take Ric Flair's Figure Four, the FF is a real move but the way Ric does it applies no pressure and the whole thing about getting on your stomach reverses the pressure is bullshit in it's purest form. Batista is far too big too even get a shot in at Rey, his torso is so wide his punches are limited to mostly hooks, whereas Rey's torso allows for free arm movement. Bigger guys are naturally stronger usually, and also can take punches better, whereas smaller ones are faster and have more stamina, so they both get handicaps fighting eachother. Weight classes in Wrestling(real wrestling) are made because if a heavyweight(me) were to sprawl on a lightweight the lightweight would have no defense, and it'd be ridiculous to expect said lightweight to be able to get out of certain holds. In Boxing it is done as Heavyweights have more power and lightweights have speed and they want to keep speed guys and power guys together. All that matters in fighting is skill, not size. If one guy that's 200 pounds fights an equally skilled guy that's 130 pounds then it would be a good fight, both the heavy guys and light guys have advantages.

That's why I said the only way a smaller guy can win is by superior training or intelligence, otherwise he's screwed.

Or do what Rey mysterio did.....Cash in death to win the championship belt and be like John cena by overcoming all the odds in the Royal Rumble and winning it in wrestlemania.....

Rey mysterio is a such a bastard.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
It's fun to watch the little guys beat up the big guys, and chances are Mysterio would beat big ass Batista's ass in real life.

I really doubt that. Even by Batista being much slower than Rey, he is still too strong. He may run, flip or hit him a few times, it wont have any effect on Batista. Maybe piss him some more. Thats like putting a semi truck against a mini cooper. The cooper is much, much faster but if the truck catches it then is over.

Originally posted by JacopeX
Or do what Rey mysterio did.....Cash in death to win the championship belt and be like John cena by overcoming all the odds in the Royal Rumble and winning it in wrestlemania.....

Rey mysterio is a such a bastard.


I dont really care much about Rey but I do believe the plan for him to become champion was already in place before Eddies untimely death.

Anyways, the following link is for Unforgiven and it looks like Conna the Barbarian will be fighting, lol.
http://cache.indemand.com/shared/prod/68902_l.jpg

Originally posted by Darth Vicious
I really doubt that. Even by Batista being much slower than Rey, he is still too strong. He may run, flip or hit him a few times, it wont have any effect on Batista. Maybe piss him some more. Thats like putting a semi truck against a mini cooper. The cooper is much, much faster but if the truck catches it then is over.
I don't care how ripped and strong Batista is, one blow to the nose equals a broken nose. Those big, body builder lookin guys aren't as tough as you think, it's better to have speed in a fight than power.

Only if you know how to use it. And we've never actually seen Rey fight outside of the ring, which is, of course, completely choreographed. His little hurricanes and body splashes won't help him in real life.

I don´t know if anyones noticed but I think this wrestling business is somehow fake. I watched it for the first time last night and its pure BAD acting, but whats even more worrying is the amount of people, especially adults watching the sad and insane spectacle.

Originally posted by Bicnarok
I don´t know if anyones noticed but I think this wrestling business is somehow fake. I watched it for the first time last night and its pure BAD acting, but whats even more worrying is the amount of people, especially adults watching the sad and insane spectacle.

Dud I hope ur joking. Everyone knows wrestling is fake, hell some of them get their lines handed to them.

Originally posted by Bicnarok
I don´t know if anyones noticed but I think this wrestling business is somehow fake. I watched it for the first time last night and its pure BAD acting, but whats even more worrying is the amount of people, especially adults watching the sad and insane spectacle.

its kool. there are plot twists every now and then.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
I don't care how ripped and strong Batista is, one blow to the nose equals a broken nose. Those big, body builder lookin guys aren't as tough as you think, it's better to have speed in a fight than power.

rey would haft to be very skilled in fighting to take out batista, which he is not.