I'm the only gay Eskimo by Corky & The Juice Pigs - very funny song
I'm the only gay Eskimo
I'm the only one I know
I'm the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe
I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka
But all want to do is get into his parka
I'm the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe
Well me and Nukflukchukbuk
We both like blubber
But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber
I'm the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe
I make a wish on the Northern Lights
That I can find a decent pair of whaleskin tights
I'm the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe
And the seals they sing now...
[seal noises]
These cold winter nights
Are taking their toll
I even get excited when I see the North Pole
See the North Pole...
I'm the only gay Eskimo
Only gay Eskimo
I'm the only one I know
The only one I know-oh-oh-oh
I'm the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe
Bad News...Bohemian Rhapsody...Genius (there's a skit there too).
down for the count
my next ex girlfriend
smoothie king
two seater all by bowling for soup are some of the more funnier relationship songs i have heard
tobes got a drinking problem--street dogs
mexican wine--fountains of wayne
i want an alien for christmas--fountains of wayne
those are bout alli think of for now
Bob George
by Prince
album: The Black Album (1987)
[Gal]
Let me see ya dance
New coat, huh?
That's nice
Did u buy it?
Yeah, right
U seeing that rich mother****er again
U know who I'm talking about
That slicked back paddy with all the gold in his mouth
Don't try to play me 4 yesterday's fool
Cuz I'll slap your ass into the middle of next week
I'm sorry baby, that's the rules
I pay the rent in this raggedy mother****er
And all u do is suck up food and heat
Say what? Oh yeah?
4 someone who can't stand them T.V. dinners
U sure eat enought of them mother****ers
Who bought u that diamond ring?
Yeah, right.
Since when did u have a job?
U seeing that rich mother****er again
What's his name? Bob?
Bob, ain't that a *****?
What's he do for a living?
Manage rock stars?
Who?
Prince?
Ain't that a *****?
That skinny mother****er with the high voice?
Please, who do I look like baby?
Yesterday's fool?
Don't u know I will kill u now?
U're ****in' right.
I gotta gun
U think I don't?
Then what's this?
Oh, u quiet now
uh uh!
Little? Yeah, right. It might be little but it's loud
Yeah, right.
Uh uh!
Now put that suitcase down
And go in there
And put on that wig I bought U
No, No
No, No
The reddish-brown one
Bob, ain't that a *****?
Oh
Gotcha
Got ya
Hey Bob, if u're out there, let me see u dance
U said u was funky
C'mon, c'mon
Ain't that a *****?
Bob
(Come out with your hands up)
I'll kick your ass (This is your last warning)
Think I won't? (Oh no! The ******'s got a laser)
(Let's get the hell out of here)
Is Mr. George home?
Hello, Mr. George? {Note: The high pitched voice}
This is your conscience, mother****er {that responds to his call, when}
Why don't u leave mother****ers alone? {slowed down to about 2 rpm,says}
What's wrong with u? {"Operator, what city please?"}
Well, why can't we just dance?
Why can't we just dance?
No, **** that, **** that
I don't talk about u, I don't talk about u
Wit' yo' little almond-shaped head ass
Who the **** do u think this is?
I'll kick your ass... twice
Bob, if u're out there
Let me see u dance
U said u were funky, c'mon
B-O-B, spell the shit backwards, what'd it say
Same mother****in' shit
Turn it out
Bob, ain't that a *****?
Re: funniest song?
Originally posted by geshien
what is your favorite comedic song you've heard and who's it by?
PS3 song. Parody of the song How to Save a Life. The PS3 song made me laugh:
"you give us blue-ray which I do need, now you're getting your @$$ kicked by the Wii!!"
"You say Halo 3 doesn't worry you so you offer Killzone 2; but Killzone 1 sucked before what made you think we'd want it more?"
myself and a pal pissed ourselves laughing to Everbody Hurts by REM at a cinema whilst on acid waiting for the curtains to open for Francis Ford Coppolas Bram Stokers Dracula
it gets the nod for that
The theme tune to ORGAZMO by the South Park guys gets the nod too
as does Akons entire back catalogue
he CANT be serious surely