funniest song?

Started by geshien3 pages

kelly - shoes

NoMeansNo
Everyday I Start to Ooze

I guess you heard my head turned brown
I lost several pounds and looked terrible
Thi marriage of yellow and black never looked good on paper
His mother was a secretary, I think
Her father a rapist
I’m a little pressed for time and facts
But I know
It’s those personnal acts
Those personnal acts
That cut through the crap

I heard they were dimembering people down the street
Those Joneses, you gotta love’m
Various disguises are regrettable but necessary
If you’re going to make it through the day
Everyday Everyday
Everyday I start to ooze

A bold plan drawn up by assholes to screw morons
News at eleven but first
A long serious look at what’s seeping from open sore
Perhaps you should STOP PICKING AT IT
I never felt so alone
I never felt so used
I never felt so excited
It was those personal acts
Those personal acts
That cut up the crap and served it for breakfast
YOU DUMB ****

My mom phoned up the police today
Just to say hello, „Hello“
My girlfriend has been missing for two weeks
I guess that’s what happens when you alk the streets
with a bag on your head and a sign that says
Everyday Everyday
Everyday I start to ooze

Blue, black and blue and red are the colours of everyday

Ok, that’s liffe, that’s what I was told anyway
And picking your feet till they bleed may be the half of it
If every fourth animal in the world is a beetle
Maybe ervery fourt person is a DUMB ****
Listen , listen carefully now here’s the answer
It rhymes with axe
Why, it’s those personal acts
Those personal acts
Those suicide pacts
Those carelessly stored razorblades in the hands of small children
It’s my face smeared on the pavement
It’s Everyday
It’s Everyday

Unday
Noneday
Useday
Buttugly
Whoreday
Painday
SPLATTERSDAY SPLATTERSDAY

YOU DUMB ****

ABCDEath by psychostick is funny

Anything by Weird Al is funny. xD

R Kelly - In The Closet
song AND video

Originally posted by vintageSW77
R Kelly - In The Closet
song AND video

Too funny...

A midget...a midget...a midget...a midget...

Frank Zappa stuff.

After hearing the album on which Dont Eat The Yellow Snow by FZ comes from ill agree

its "out there"

Originally posted by vintageSW77
R Kelly - In The Closet
song AND video

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Oh, yes...tres yes.

That's the perfect example I've been looking for...apart from the songs (and their vid) that are meant to be funny.

ya, i say white and nerdy is the funniest song, and video.

Let's see:

Love Sandwich ~ Nerf Herder
Girl sometimes you're hungry,
You want something to eat
You don't want no little salad yes you want a lot of meat
You don't want no pastrami,
And no corned beef on rye
Girl there's only one kind of sandwich that's really gonna satisfy

Love sandwich
Love sandwich, uh huh
Love sandwich
Love sandwich, uh huh

This ain't the kind of snack
That you get from your mommy
Your mommy ain't never seen such a whole lot of salami
Girl I'm gonna take you on a superfantastic trip
Cuz, baby you haven't had nothing til you've had my miracle whip

Love sandwich
Love sandwich, uh huh
Love sandwich
Love sandwich, uh huh

Yeah you, and me, and Steve makes three
And Dave has got the video, Dave has got the video
Yeah you, and me, and Steve makes three
And Dave has got the video, Dave has got the
Yeah you, and Steve, and Bernie makes three
And Fernando and Mr. Belvedere in the hot tub, yeah!

Girl sometimes you're hungry,
You want something to eat
You don't want no little salad yes you want a lot of meat
Let me tell you 'bout
The funky love sandwich
Me and Steve are the bread
And you're the meat, *****!

Love sandwich
Love sandwich, uh huh
Love sandwich
Love sandwich, uh huh

Love sandwich, uh huh uh huh uh huh
Love sandwich, uh huh uh huh uh huh
Love sandwich, uh huh uh huh uh huh
Love sandwich, uh huh uh huh uh huh

Otis Lee Crenshaw ~ Do Anything you Want
We go out walking, just us two
Ain't much in this world I wouldn't do for you
And if a man with a knife said, "Your money or your life"
I wouldn't think twice

I'd stand my ground and not give an inch
Coiled like a spring I wouldn't even flinch
And I would stare into the eyes of that son-of-a-*****
And this is what I'd say

Do anything you want to the girl just don't hurt me
I might be crazy, but I ain't reckless
She's got a diamond ring, she's got a necklace
Look in her purse she's got keys to a Lexus
Me, I'll be on my way

Do anything you want to the girl just don't hurt me
What a funny old way to measure love
Find out where you stand when push comes to shove
Cause right now it ain't you that I'm thinking of, it's me
It's me, it's me, me, me, me
I love me

Do anything you want to the girl just don't hurt me
Two is company, but three's a crowd
I was thinking maybe we should break up anyhow
I could use some space from you, especially right now
So help yourself mister
I ain't no hero
Her bank card pin number is 4-1-3-0

Do anything you want to the girl just don't hurt me
Do anything you want to the girl just don't hurt me
Don't hurt me

Any song by Keane. The lead singers podgy little face and the fact that they're trying to be taken seriously always put a smile on my face. although that smile quickly turns to rage and glimpses of suicide but I'm usually okay within a fortnight. I say 2 weeks of constant agony is a small price to pay for a giggle.

Originally posted by pcp
Any song by Keane. The lead singers podgy little face and the fact that they're trying to be taken seriously always put a smile on my face. although that smile quickly turns to rage and glimpses of suicide but I'm usually okay within a fortnight. I say 2 weeks of constant agony is a small price to pay for a giggle.

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Vanessa Carlton - Thousand Miles

Hmm, my sillyness made me post in the wrong thread. 🙁

Re: funniest song?

Originally posted by geshien
what is your favorite comedic song you've heard and who's it by?

"Gonorrhea" - Cheech Marin

"Piece Of Shit Car" - Adam Sandler

"Until I Got High" - Afroman

IF I owned a midget- Benefit

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Free love Freeway - David Brent

Tenacious D - **** Her Gently