Can you handle the Truth?

Originally posted by Robtard
Well, for starters, I'd say that JFK's mom was a virgin when she birthed him and that three wise kings bearing gifts visited him shortly after. I'd then leave out about 30 years of his life out(ie the boring suff). I'd recount stories of him (as a man now) healing the sick, turning water into wine, berating the greedy, saving a whore, being the only sinless man etc.

It would then end with him dying a tragic death for us all, oh, and JFK actually being the living incarnation of God, master of the universe.

That's how I'd write it.

Sarcasm aside, you might say he was the greatest president the USA has ever seen. You might also, leave out all the Marilyn Monroe thing, and down play the bay of pigs. Then the next person will leave that out all together, and then turn JFK into the King of the US. Get my point?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Sarcasm aside, you might say he was the greatest president the USA has ever seen. You might also, leave out all the Marilyn Monroe thing, and down play the bay of pigs. Then the next person will leave that out all together, and then turn JFK into the King of the US. Get my point?

Obviously I understood what you were going for originally, hence my B.S. post.

Besides human error when re-telling something you've heard or read (which is something like 30% in error), those who re-write the message could add their own bias or simply make the human error of mistranslation.

Originally posted by Robtard
He's J-Jewish?

the proper word is yehudi you ****er!

Originally posted by leonheartmm
the proper word is yehudi you ****er!

Or we can stop pretending to be the erudite and just say Jewish, dumb****.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
You might also, leave out all the Marilyn Monroe thing, and down play the bay of pigs.

If you wanna make the man look good, why would leave those two things out?

Staring down the Soviets and schtupping Marylin Monroe! Seriously, how do you top that??

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
If you wanna make the man look good, why would leave those two things out?

Staring down the Soviets and schtupping Marylin Monroe! Seriously, how do you top that??

Well, you would not want him to like he was human, you know, having sex and all.

Originally posted by Robtard
Or we can stop pretending to be the erudite and just say Jewish, dumb****.

****ing pretentious philistine........

😂

How does JIA feel about the swine flu, you know, something that mutated and adapted itself to further survive?

Did God do it, or maybe, just maybe there's something to this "evolution theory" nonsense?

"micro"evolution

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
"micro"evolution

Micro-evolution = a way to not believe in evolution even though the evidence for evolution is right in front of you. 😉

Yes, that was the implication.

Originally posted by Robtard
How does JIA feel about the swine flu, you know, something that mutated and adapted itself to further survive?

Did God do it, or maybe, just maybe there's something to this "evolution theory" nonsense?

I'm pretty sure the bible is clear on mating with animals. If illegal immigrants didn't spend so much of their time sleeping with livestock before they jump the boarder, we might not be dealing with this problem.

You know there are people out there that think this is how it all started. These are the same people who don't realize that this strain is the result of abuse of livestock kept in horrible conditions. (according to the majority of the reporting media) These are the same people who think that AIDS is a result of some Africa, child-molesting, goat-marrying, commandment-ignoring queer sleeping with monkeys; ignoring the fact that in many parts of the world the bush meat trade is a highly accepted and profitable way for people to make money and feed their family. Which is too bad, because beef, chicken and pork are a much cheaper and widely available alternative.

I know there are; I would gladly exchange one of 'those people' for an illegal Mexican with an El Salvadorian and Guatemalan under each arm.

Originally posted by Robtard
I know there are; I would gladly exchange one of 'those people' for an illegal Mexican with an El Salvadorian and Guatemalan under each arm.

Well then, I guess your yard will be mowed and landscapped in half the time and for half the hourly rate. But, they'll likely steal your sunglasses of the patio.

Granted, there will be 4 times as many people doing it, but doesn't that trim the amount of time needed? The downside is that you'll be supporting terrorism by providing funds to carriers of anti-American ideals and swine flu. But, you can't help that they crawled through a river of proverbial shit to come to a country that hates them for snaking out a toilet. America was made for Americans, despite what the constitution says. Americans are white, protestant, gun-owning, straight Europeans, by the way.

Originally posted by Ace of Knaves
America was made for Americans, despite what the constitution says. Americans are white, protestant, gun-owning, straight Europeans, by the way.

Originally posted by Ace of Knaves
Well then, I guess your yard will be mowed and landscapped in half the time and for half the hourly rate. But, they'll likely steal your sunglasses of the patio.

That seems like a really good deal.

Originally posted by Ace of Knaves
Well then, I guess your yard will be mowed and landscapped in half the time and for half the hourly rate. But, they'll likely steal your sunglasses of the patio.

Granted, there will be 4 times as many people doing it, but doesn't that trim the amount of time needed? The downside is that you'll be supporting terrorism by providing funds to carriers of anti-American ideals and swine flu. But, you can't help that they crawled through a river of proverbial shit to come to a country that hates them for snaking out a toilet. America was made for Americans, despite what the constitution says. Americans are white, protestant, gun-owning, straight Europeans, by the way.

I by the cheapo Chinatown knockoffs, so that is a bargain.

White Jesus agrees, all hail White Jesus.

I know that's a Polanski movie, but I've not seen it.

God couldn't handle the truth and got stoned making these 😆

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