Probably wouldn't happen but..

Nine tentacles and one leg probably puts it in the ugly bracket.

Well, that'll be up there with Bjork - Tex all yours mate.

I'll need to know if the alien is dead or alive. Dead, no problem...I'd just run away screaming. Alive, I'd grab Mech's pillow first, then run away screaming.

Noooo..you can't run away..you have to do something about/to/with it... Besides..if you ran away it would just follow you home and stare at you through the window.

Sounds like my ex boyfriend, in that case...I'd poke it with a stick, if it moved...depends on how it looked and how I felt....I mean, nine tentacles, one leg, could be intriguing.....hehehe 😉

How big are its eyes, Dim?

Then again, nine tentacles....I'd be confused....I am partially blonde afterall

Depends whether they are warm, soft tentacls or horrible squidgy ones.

well that plays a huge factor! I don't want something cold touching me, it's bad enough when someone takes a can of soda that is ice cold and sticks it on my arm....if only people could see me jump....I'd make the Olympic team

They could be sticky as well. You know what these aliens are like!

well....nevermind....that would be very bad..... 😱

Ok, Dim- tentacle consistency seems to be a major factor here!

well, continuing on, if it even remotely resembeled someone that I hate, and it was not a very good time of the month....I'd probably nag it to the point where it commited suicide

And if it was someone you liked and it was that time? Do you merely nag them until they gnaw their own legs off?

No, I wait till they gnaw off their arm...nah if it's someone I like and that time of the month, I usually warn them like, "Don't say anything or make me think you are hiding something today and for the next few days....if you do, I have pre-warned you."

OKay, lets say for the sake of arguement that the tenticals feel like soft suade....would that make it more attractive to you guys?

Well, I think the one leg has already sent ME running...

So noted Padme- I hope I qualify for warnings if necessary!

don't worry you do Ush....they're soft....hmm, could be fun.....sounds like a really bad joke, "If walked out in the woods one night, saw an alien lying on the ground with soft tentacles and one leg, would you do it?"

It would have to have a good punchline...

That's why its a bad joke.....