Probably wouldn't happen but..

Started by Gundark8 pages

I'd get on my cell phone and call the forest ranger. Tell him to put a sign up. WARNING: WATCH WHERE YOU STEP. ALIEN GOO.

well you know, we built a bed for a parody of the princess and the pea called, "Once Upon A Mattress" and it was twenty mattress high, 19 of them were wood...one real. A friend came up to me one day and said, "So, twenty mattress, they won't notice if one's missing." Later on, he was looking at a card in this box (A trivia part in the play and he was the gamemaster) and I had written on it, "Name the place and time" and when he looked back at me, I smiled and blew a kiss to him. He almost fainted during the performance....then when we got off stage the stage manager was like, "What was that?" and we smiled and said, "We need to test a bed" We were joking around but it was good when you saw the expression she gave

wow am I lost......

It's called flirting.

Padme has a playful streak...

the whole theater gang seems to have

and they thought the band gang was bad at band camp....mwhahaha, anyway back to the original idea.

What do you think you would try to say to the alien, other than To's answer which might be, "So, are you paying for the beer or am I?"

I'd be all "so...nice weather eh?"

how do you know he speaks english...would I have to teach you tentacle mime

Is the Alien Female?

Originally posted by PadmeSkywalker
how do you know he speaks english...would I have to teach you tentacle mime

good point. yes, I think you have to teach me that

tentacle mime should be in your veins Mah

no, but PadmeS could always teach me🙂

wink wink, nudge nudge

hehe nice one mah

I think she would eat him alive. He wouldn't know what had hit him, the lucky fool.

I can't believe I just read this whole thread. Whoop...there goes 2 more IQ points. 🙄

(just so I don't leave myself open, yes I'm still above 130.)

Anyway, what the heck would you do with the other 5 tentacles? There really is no place to put them. The Kama Sutra wasn't meant for this. 😉

That's getting very Japanese...

I'm up for getting the alien drunk with To, that would be a hoot. 😄

Originally posted by Ushgarak
That's getting very Japanese...

it's just like a hentai anime