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OHHHH...

yeah. hes only changed his name about 5 times...

Ah yes! I remember he burst our bubbles once and said "how many times have you watched POTC?" as we were in the middle of a very important conversation and I was like "how many times have YOU watched it? Spill." and he was like "Oh now! You said spill...now I spilled all of my coffee." hehe! Made me smile thinkin of it...I miss the good ol' days too...I want him to come back and disagree with all of us

I know we wished AWE would come sooner but we never realized what a good time we were having waiting for it...good times!!

I remeber when ever we got bored of a thread we would turn it into a whole "Will AWE be a WE or a JE? Oh Gore and T&T know sex sells so it must be JE. T&T wrote the JE scenes themselves..." or a whole "Jack is so sexy" discussion again

Ah! Sorry I was just having a walk down memory lane...

Anyways yeah! Japple is definitely hotter than Bapple. It's like this...Japple is hotter than Bapple and Sparrabeth is hotter than Willabeth. I don't care if the apple(or Elizabeth) loves Barbossa(or Will) or whatever...any ship with Jack in it is hotter...

I think the only one who Jack can really have is the peanut hence Jeanut!

Wow! I'm rambling again...what happened to this fic???!! Did Surreal and Kate miss my whole artistic lecture on the previouse page? 😄 put your differences aside WRITE!!

come on guys!! please continue the fic!!!

What she said!!

i dont want some stupid fight to get in the way of this awesome fic! come on guys!

gah! please continue! nuts

where's Willo when we need her?!?! *desperate sigh*

that's a very good question.. where IS she? where's willo?

Where oh where can she be???

... with her ears cut short, and her tail cut long? 😆!!! ROFL!

ROTFL!!! EXACTLY!!

Seriousely though...haven't seen her in a long time.

yeah. me too. Where could she be?

i havent seen Willo FOREVER! she needs to continue!!

the question that's bothering all of use is.. WHERE'S WILLO?!

i know! gah!!....SPIDER PIG! SPIDER PIG! DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER PIG DOES! WATCH OOUUTTT SPIDERPIG!

i reckon she's a bit busy... with life. but just for the heck of it, WILLO, WE MISS YOU!!@!!!!!!!

um, i guess i could write some more later. i was sort of waiting to see if Surreal had another plan, but it's been pretty quiet.

Well, it looks like Willo was last signed on to the forum on July 2nd. Sometimes things happen or we get busy or perhaps some that don't come here anymore or as often have finally gotten over the obsession of Pirates and this forum......

kind of sad to think that at some point and time we will all move on, unless, of course, we find out definant news of POTC4 and who will all be returning for it and such....

yeah, i havent really heard, is potc4 definitely happening?

Cut to... James Norrington, standing alone at the helm of his ship. It's dawn, the sun is rising, James looks overcome with exhaustion and anguish. Barbossa approaches him.

Barbossa: Not easy, being captain?

James: (softly, wearily) Not easy being a friend, not easy being a lover. Not easy being alone.

Barbossa: And what do you plan to do?

James: (a brief smiles touches his face, as the sun warms across the deck) Exactly what any man in my position would do.

Barbossa: Yes?

James: I'm going to down a bottle of rum and head to Tortuga.

Barbossa: (completely taken aback) Tortuga?

James: (clearly, he's got a plan) Tortuga.

Cut to... Jack and Elizabeth. Morning on the ocean. Both are sprawled on their backs in the longboat, which is drifting along at quite a humorously quick pace. Both look drunk, though whether they actually are is questionable. Elizabeth is humming. The shot pans out to show two giant sea turtles, roped to the longboat and pulling it along with all their might.

Jack: Did I ever tell you about the time...

Elizabeth: I think so.

Jack: You didn't let me finish.

Elizabeth: (drapes her hand over the edge to trail in the water) I've heard this one before.

Jack: I almost-but-not-quite guarantee you haven't. (she raises her eyebrows, he continues) This was back, far back, way back, many years ago, when I was a young lad of twenty short years and wasn't exactly the awe-inspiring legend you see sitting before you today. (Elizabeth giggles and Jack pauses to eye himself, barefoot, fuzzy, on his back in a leaky longboat, and frowns). Er, well, there I was this magical day, swimming with a pair of mermaids off the coast of Havana, when I saw a speck of land approaching in the distance…

Elizabeth: Land…

Jack: That’s right, land—

Elizabeth: No, Jack. Land! Ahead.

Jack tumbles around until he can sit up, and sure enough, in the distance, is land. Jack checks his compass, checks his telescope, looks back at Elizabeth, and swallows hard.

Jack: We’re here.

Elizabeth: Here?

Jack: This was your idea, love. Just remember that.

Elizabeth turns back to look ahead, and her face changes…