How many Smirnoffs does it take....

...to get an 18 (almost) year old drunk in one afternoon? :>

I am going to Thunder over Louisville with my Uncle, his girlfriend, and my boyfriend Sebastian and I've only drank beer, bloody mary's, straight vodka, everclear, daquiris, and sour black cherry smirnoffs in my lifetime so I am not so experienced (*cries*). I need HELP. I weight 120 for anyone who needs to know, because some of my friends can't drink their damn weight. xd2

Obviously you know nothing about alcohol. It doesn't depend on age and it doesn't necessarily depend on weight. It depends on how your body handles it.

Agreed. I got tipsy off of a few screwdrivers, but I'm not sure exactly how much I had srug

You're the girl those movies on the Lifetime channel are always about.

Originally posted by silver_tears
You're the girl those movies on the Lifetime channel are always about.

😂

Originally posted by Strangelove
Agreed. I got tipsy off of a few screwdrivers, but I'm not sure exactly how much I had srug

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
Hmm..I've heard that was some good stuff but I don't know if we will have the oppurtunity to pick up the stuff and make them. That sounds awesome though.

...very basic. Orange juice, vodka, ice...😐

if youve had straight vodka youll do fine with smirinoff

Originally posted by silver_tears
You're the girl those movies on the Lifetime channel are always about.

Originally posted by silver_tears
You're the girl those movies on the Lifetime channel are always about.

😂

thank_you

So maybe I'm dense or some such, but what the hell does she mean by Smirnoffs? Like the twister things, the ice things, or what? sly

no idea 😛

Originally posted by Puzzle
...very basic. Orange juice, vodka, ice...😐

try downing 3 pints rofl

Originally posted by silver_tears
thank_you

So maybe I'm dense or some such, but what the hell does she mean by Smirnoffs? Like the twister things, the ice things, or what? sly

I imagine she is talking about the malt beverages that girls get all anal about and get pissed if you make a "alcohol run" at a party and come back with Black Cherry instead of Strawberry. 13

Originally posted by Röland
I imagine she is talking about the malt beverages that girls get all anal about and get pissed if you make a "alcohol run" at a party and come back with Black Cherry instead of Strawberry. 13

So Twisted then. hmm

Originally posted by silver_tears
So Twisted then. hmm

Sure. srug

Green Apple are the best IMO...still prefer real alcohol though.

Originally posted by silver_tears
You're the girl those movies on the Lifetime channel are always about.

😆

Originally posted by Puzzle
Obviously you know nothing about alcohol. It doesn't depend on age and it doesn't necessarily depend on weight. It depends on how your body handles it.

Weight is actually a large factor.

Considering ethanol runs in your bloodstream and absorbs in tissue, the larger you are, the more alcohol you need to enter the tissuing of the body.

I hate that fruity shit, and coolers too, it's all about real alcohol. 👆