How many Smirnoffs does it take....

Originally posted by silver_tears
I hate that fruity shit, and coolers too, it's all about real alcohol. 👆

Oh, I've found a real woman. sly

Originally posted by Röland
Oh, I've found a [b]real woman. sly [/B]

flirt

I hope you have Tequila at your place. sly

Originally posted by silver_tears
flirt

I hope you have Tequila at your place. sly

😐

Who said anything about my place? sly

Originally posted by Sorgo X
Weight is actually a large factor.

Considering ethanol runs in your bloodstream and absorbs in tissue, the larger you are, the more alcohol you need to enter the tissuing of the body.

Originally posted by Strangelove
It's not solely based on weight, however

Stop arguing just for the sake of it. No one said it was solely based on weight.

How unfortunate.

No one was arguing. 😐

Originally posted by Sorgo X
Stop arguing just for the sake of it. No one said it was solely based on weight.

How unfortunate.

Is suburbia spelt wrong on purpose?

I could drink 3 Smirnoffs and be a bit tipsy. I'm what you would call a lightweight. 😛

I would watch Lifetime AFTER drinking a Smirnoff bottle.

Besides, us Dwarves don't drink pussy shit cocktails.....BEER ME!

lol

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I would watch Lifetime AFTER drinking a Smirnoff bottle.

Besides, us Dwarves don't drink pussy shit cocktails.....BEER ME!

That's why I f*cking love you.

Originally posted by Sorgo X
Stop arguing just for the sake of it. No one said it was solely based on weight.

How unfortunate.

Unfortunate indeed

Originally posted by silver_tears
You're the girl those movies on the Lifetime channel are always about.

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
...to get an 18 (almost) year old drunk in one afternoon? :>

I am going to Thunder over Louisville with my Uncle, his girlfriend, and my boyfriend Sebastian and I've only drank beer, bloody mary's, straight vodka, everclear, daquiris, and sour black cherry smirnoffs in my lifetime so I am not so experienced (*cries*). I need HELP. I weight 120 for anyone who needs to know, because some of my friends can't drink their damn weight. xd2

A one....A two....A....LOL! Pfft! 😛

💃 🤣

Originally posted by silver_tears
I hate that fruity shit, and coolers too, it's all about real alcohol. 👆

Originally posted by Kram3r
That's why I f*cking love you.

Are those your true words...

...or is that the alcohol talking? 313

Originally posted by Strangelove
...I'm not arguing. Why are you jumping on me like that? You said that weight is a factor. I'm not disagreeing. Seems like you're the one who wants an argument 😬

Unfortunate indeed

I did say it was a factor:

Originally posted by Strangelove
It's not solely based on weight, however

I didn't say it was solely based on weight, now did I?

NOR did I say you disagreed with me saying that weight is a factor.

It's the second f*ck up you've made. I didn't jump on you, but you did try to jump on me.

Unfortunately, you failed. 😱

For some reason you're itching for an argument...I'm fine where I am, though 131

It would have to be alot since it really does not have much in it .jm

Smirnoff double black?
2 of those makes me pretty tipsy.
3 of those I can barely handle.
4 and i make my way closer to the floor.