All the Sith Sit Down & Talk

In a cantina on Korriban, all the Sith Lords gather to have conversations with each other.

What do they talk about and do?

They'd strip down bare bottom and have gratuitous sex.

I think they'd discuss the complexities of the socioeconomic crisis on Ziost.

That would be a big cantina.
Maul picks on Bandon and Sirak because they are same character as him, only less cool, less powerful, and they were made up later.

Seriously: Wrongfully assuming that things don't get instantly violent, the Bane-Sidious era Sith probably tell about the Rule of two, and then realize that there are thousands of Sith in the room, and there is an uncomfortable silence.

Marka Ragnos and Exar Kun talk dirty to each other.

Like I said previously, there are a lot of caresses, moans, and dirty looks.

I'll leave now.

They are comparing who has the longest ''lightsaber''

A Palpatine and Traya sex video is released and is instantly labeled the most powerful weapon of the dark side.

You have to remember that a majority of these guys (with the exceptions of Anakin who had Padme, Ulic and Aleema, and Revan who probably got it on with Bastila) have a lot of "passion," but never got to use it, because they were:

A: Too damn ugly
B: Too damn old
C: Were at the wrong places at the wrong times

Originally posted by Nikkolas
In a cantina on Korriban, all the Sith Lords gather to have conversations with each other.

What do they talk about and do?

They all (except Bane) kill each other.

you guys are all gay

Nah. I'm bi.

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Realistically, since I'm assuming this is a planned event:

All the smart ones would be trying to get their secrets out of each other, the dumb or weak ones would be looking for friends to cozy up to, and at the end, the smartest one(s) who planned ahead would somehow try to poison the room, or flood it, or conspire to have an asteroid hit the cantina and blow a hole in the surface bigger than the Death Star, while "just slipping off to the bathroom."

I'm guessing that would be Sidious, Traya, maybe Revan or Bane. Of course, Sidious or teh Ragnos would simply uber their way out of the "disaster."

I like wimen

My guess is about the rebels and jedis.and maybe some new laws that they want to pass.jm

4 of them, palpatine exar revan and dooku have no place to sit and they are bare naked.

Palpatine grabs a stool and decides to share it, so he over turns the stool and 4 of them sit....

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Originally posted by Kadesh
4 of them, palpatine exar revan and dooku have no place to sit and they are bare naked.

Palpatine grabs a stool and decides to share it, so he over turns the stool and 4 of them sit....

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Originally posted by Kadesh
4 of them, palpatine exar revan and dooku have no place to sit and they are bare naked.

Palpatine grabs a stool and decides to share it, so he over turns the stool and 4 of them sit....

Why are they naked, are they nudists or something?