All the Sith Sit Down & Talk

Started by Riverollv2 pages

They plan the Jedi Order's ultimate destruction.

They don't. This situation is never gonna happen.

a) Most of them aren't trusting enough.
b) They're all dead.
c) Name one Sith Lord who EVER had a social gathering, especially in a cantina, of all places?

Oh, come on, man. You know it's obviously not true. We're just saying. Okay, let's sy it happens, what do you think they'll talk about?

Nothing. It's not even feasible. If they ever did sit down and talk, they really WOULD kill each other.

Nah, they'd all just kill Ludo Kressh

I could see 12 sith lords sitting around a poker table playing Texas Hold'em. Then Ludo Kressh cheats and they all annihiliate each other with the force because they find out all 12 of them have been cheating.

Originally posted by jollyjim311
That would be a big cantina.
Maul picks on Bandon and Sirak because they are same character as him, only less cool, less powerful, and they were made up later.

Seriously: Wrongfully assuming that things don't get instantly violent, the Bane-Sidious era Sith probably tell about the Rule of two, and then realize that there are thousands of Sith in the room, and there is an uncomfortable silence.

LOL! 😂

Originally posted by Riverollv
They plan the Jedi Order's ultimate destruction.

you guys are freaks. funny freaks, but freaks non the less. I belive that hey would all talk about wtf is going on with the sith, and why they keep losing to the jedi. Some people would support Banes Rule of 2, and say it nearly worked. others would think the brotherhood of darkness is better, and others would think the old ways were right. then they would tear at each other like Tu'katas to a graverobber.

Nihilus would eat all of them, though....

Originally posted by Null ARC Avis

Nihilus would eat all of them, though....

Sidious and kun would own nihilus and they will play strip poker, now we see if nihilus has a cock that can hisss like his voice or not

His ass can.

First off let's assume this is the afterlife. It makes it seem more likely. Now Anakin ain't there since he went back to the light side. First off I can see a lot of them yelling at each other and complaining about how this jedi and that jedi killed them. Then Palpatine and Kun start talking to each other about Luke being responsible for the both of them being dead. This is taking into account the EU. Then Palpatine complains about his former apprentice Anakin. Dooku said, "Oh stop obsessing over that whiny little b*tch." Palpatine blast him with force lightning which knocked Dooku into another sith. He attacks Palpatine and soon they are all fighting except for Bane and Kun who slip out the back.