Real life fights.....

what's some of the funniest real life fights you have witnessed?

Not funny, but this one time in middle school a student got his ass kicked by a wannabe gangsta...the gangsta was kicking him when he was down and tried stomping his head in. Cops had to be called and haul the kid off and an ambulance had to come for the other one.

when i was like 20, me and my boys were at a party. a guy i knew named Paul was breaking up with some hoochie. she slapped him, HARD...he deserved it, for he had just nailed her sister. well, Paul hits her back. as she falls, he jumped into the bed of my truck and started doing the cabbage patch, saying "yeah, i got yo ass, byatch."
😂

Paul sounds like a pig.

nah, he was just young and drunk. the sister practically raped him.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!my hands hurts

it wasnt long after that that the girls brother beat the hell outta paul.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
nah, he was just young and drunk. the sister practically raped him.

He shouldn't be hitting women though. 😛

Every fight I ever got in at highschool. Didn't find it funny at the time, but looking back, it must have been. I got my ass handed to me on a pretty regular basis.

i know. he got mad at me and tried to fight me when i scolded him.

Of all the fights I've been in (not many actually) the funniest one would be the time my best friend and I fought over a video game. We had been hanging out all summer long so by then our patience for each other was running out. I can't remember how it went down, but he ended up chucking an N64 control at my head and it hit its mark, then I tackled him onto his bed and started smothering him with his own blankets. We got it out of our system and by the next day we were the best of friends again and never even mentioned the fight.

who won the game?

People talk about fighting for equality between sexes, yet girls are allowed to hit boys but not the other way around 😛 Funny 😄

it is called being a gentleman.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
who won the game?

I don't think we finished, I stormed out of his house with his parents asking what was wrong. So I think he won the game. 😂

sore loser?

Who me? No.

Him? Yes. He's the kind that always dominates video games and if I start kicking his butt by many points he suddenly wants to play a new game and not finish the one we are currently in.

i hate those people.

Not really a fight...

But in middle school there was a club called Honors Builder's Club and it basically consisted of everyone who had A's and B's. The kids in this club got to go on a trip to Washington DC, on the bus pulling into DC, I saw a homeless guy yelling at a squirrel over a half-eaten hamburger.

Yeah, DC is known for there homeless population. I once witnessed 3 bums having a brawl right outside the bus station in DC. After the fight was over and the police arrived, people starting clapping. I was under the impression it wasn't for the cops but for the entertaining battle royal we all witnessed. Great stuff .. They should of charged admission, to bad they were to drunk or high.