Real life fights.....

Started by Hidden Lotus2 pages

well this one time at my school these two wannabe gangsters (one white one mexican) started to talk shit to each other.
eventually they started fighting and the fight was so gay it's not even funny.

one grabbed the other and was kinda like hugging him and the other one started to grab him and it was all gay

Well, a girl tried cussing me out once.
Then she tried to punch my nose, I dodged it and punched her in the side of the throat.
I hit her so hard she spun, tripped over her own feet and fell down a flight of stairs.
lookaround

Believe it or not, this is real. This is bit similar to This is Madness(which Sorgo X posted), where this mentally retarded guy was watching 300(I just knew since he had a helmet and looked retarded). So then after the movie was over, this black guy was coming up to get something, the retard thought he was Persian and shouted "THIS IS SPARTA!" and kicked the black guy down the stairs.

Shocking similarities aren't they?

YouTube video

ahaha xD

Originally posted by Janus X
Believe it or not, this is real. This is bit similar to This is Madness(which Sorgo X posted), where this mentally retarded guy was watching 300(I just knew since he had a helmet and looked retarded). So then after the movie was over, this black guy was coming up to get something, the retard thought he was Persian and shouted "THIS IS SPARTA!" and kicked the black guy down the stairs.

Shocking similarities aren't they?

I love that story .. to bad it's bullshit 😛

when i was in new york, like 20 years ago, i remember seeing two 80 year old men get into it.

Really?!

😆

my friend matt and i have like messing around fights, he tried to text my roomate one time and then tried to wrestle my phone out of my hands so i wouldnt delete the number, he ended up with a bloody nose

he also likes to try to change my computer password without me knowing so i caught him and we fought again and he ended up with a rug burn on his face.

yup, we were at JFK, one of them cut in line, the other said an explicit remark, yada yada yada.

Some c*nt tried to start shit with my on Thursday. He was talkin' shit and I called him a dumbf*ck and shit and I walked off. Then like 10 minutes later as I saw him leaving school he kept talkin' shit so I yelled that he was a fat c*nt halfway through the school yard and then him and his cronies tried to roll on me. Barely anything started besides some shoving and shit because a teacher came by, so yeah. srug

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
yup, we were at JFK, one of them cut in line, the other said an explicit remark, yada yada yada.

Hahha JFK's a ****in mess .. I saw some old guy spit at a lady that worked at the gift shop, priceless ..

Originally posted by Kram3r
Some c*nt tried to start shit with my on Thursday. He was talkin' shit and I called him a dumbf*ck and shit and I walked off. Then like 10 minutes later as I saw him leaving school he kept talkin' shit so I yelled that he was a fat c*nt halfway through the school yard and then him and his cronies tried to roll on me. Barely anything started besides some shoving and shit because a teacher came by, so yeah. srug

Bet your cool accent scared the shit out of him and he now kisses your ass.

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Originally posted by Puzzle
Of all the fights I've been in (not many actually) the funniest one would be the time my best friend and I fought over a video game. We had been hanging out all summer long so by then our patience for each other was running out. I can't remember how it went down, but he ended up chucking an N64 control at my head and it hit its mark, then I tackled him onto his bed and started smothering him with his own blankets. We got it out of our system and by the next day we were the best of friends again and never even mentioned the fight.

😂

I remember last year my friends started talking about what was better PC or Mac which soon escalated into them arguing then out of no where it broke into a fight in the middle of the library. Funniest f*cking shit ever.

Originally posted by Barker
Bet your cool accent scared the shit out of him and he now kisses your ass.

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I'm an Italian-Australian, he's a true blue Australian whose ancestors were probably convicts. I'd say he has more of the accent. I scared him off because I told him I know a guy from Utah who can do track pretty well. haermm

Originally posted by Puzzle
Who me? No.

Him? Yes. He's the kind that always dominates video games and if I start kicking his butt by many points he suddenly wants to play a new game and not finish the one we are currently in.

😕 You both need to get a life

Originally posted by K.Diddy
😕 You both need to get a life

Dude if you even bothered to read his story he said it happened yonks ago.