Originally posted by Joey Stacks
1.) If that's your definition of ****ed up I'd hate to see what your opinion on most boxing matches are.2.) Bruce now has a hernia, Karate Kid is irritated that Lightning snuck up behind him.
3.) Batman had his masked ripped off, caught a full contact kick to the chest, had his belt ripped off and now has a hernia. Karate Kid had his clothes tattered and few knicks and bruises on his face that a normal human gets when they fight someone who's likely physically stronger and faster then them.
4.) It showed them on equal grounds, which was why Karate Kid was so confident in the end and suffered 0 injuries outside of bruised eye, whereas Bats in his attempts to prove Clark wrong had Lightning jump him.
Bats was out classed. Their speech tells us he was outclassed. The damage done shows us he was outclassed. Him loving to prove Clark wrong by having Lightning jump in shows us he was outclassed. etc etc etc.
A hernia that didn't even bother him, yes.
He didn't have his mask torn off, it had a rip in it which was completely inconsequential to the overall fight.
A few knicks as in bleeding from all of his orifices in his face along with his cheek and a black eye, yes. He also coughed out blood in the end.
So narrating what you've done to someone means you've won the fight? Gotcha.
So BL ending the fight quickly takes a dump on what Bruce actually did to Karate Kid during their encounter? Where's the logic in that?
Their speech tells us absolutely nothing.
Karate Kid jumped Bruce from behind in the first place. However, that led to Karate Kid having his chop blocked and then he was decked in the face for his effort. Black Lightning jumping Val from behind is just returning the favor as far as I'm concerned.
Karate Kid coughed up blood because that's sorta what happens when you get blasted by lightning.
Bleeding from all openings (except eyes and ears) isn't that bad when it's only a slight trickle that magically went away once he got zapped, in fact I equate what Bruce did to what I would do to Mike Tyson if I got a clear shot to his face.
If I punched Mike Tyson as good as Bruce decked Val he'd likely have a little blood coming from his mouth too (not that my punch would actually do any real damage to him like how Bruce's did no real damage to Val).
And Val's pre-emptive attack was actually anticipated by Bats and Val knew he saw it coming (at the last minute). Not exactly the same thing.
Originally posted by Joey Stacks
Karate Kid coughed up blood because that's sorta what happens when you get blasted by lightning.Bleeding from all openings (except eyes and ears) isn't that bad when it's only a slight trickle that magically went away once he got zapped, in fact I equate what Bruce did to what I would do to Mike Tyson if I got a clear shot to his face.
If I punched Mike Tyson as good as Bruce decked Val he'd likely have a little blood coming from his mouth too (not that my punch would actually do any real damage to him like how Bruce's did no real damage to Val).
And Val's pre-emptive attack was actually anticipated by Bats and Val knew he saw it coming (at the last minute). Not exactly the same thing.
He didn't even cough it up. He screamed and blood came out. That can easily be explained by Bruce's shots to his face.
So, with only one punch, you'd give Mike a black eye, a bloody mouth, a bloody nose, and a bloody cheek? You must have a big fist.
At the same time, if I kicked someone as hard as I could in the groin area, they'd probably get a hernia as well.
Neither was seriously injured and neither looked superior to the other.
They were on equal footing before BL shocked KK. That's all I said. I didn't even say the fight was a stalemate.
Originally posted by batdude123
He didn't even cough it up. He screamed and blood came out. That can easily be explained by Bruce's shots to his face.So, with only one punch, you'd give Mike a black eye, a bloody mouth, a bloody nose, and a bloody cheek? You must have a big fist.
At the same time, if I kicked someone as hard as I could in the groin area, they'd probably get a hernia as well.
Neither was seriously injured and neither looked superior to the other.
They were on equal footing before BL shocked KK. That's all I said. I didn't even say the fight was a stalemate.
dood, a hernia's worse than a black eye, much much worse
Originally posted by Draco69
KK shouldn't have gotten a black eye or any sort of damage whatsoever, IMO.It should have been as a brutal curbstomp as a pregnant Spoiler vs. Richard Dragon on Red Bull...
1.) Nice backtracking, but he did cough up blood and it did come from BL shocking him and he didn't scream
2.) Talking about why blood=/=hurt. If I punched Tyson in the mouth he'd bleed from the mouth, but I doubt he'd be hurt (annoyed but not hurt).
3.) The hernia came from the right leg not the groin area. Wtf are you talking about. I doubt you could give anyone a hernia in the right leg from kicking them.
4.) Batman had a hernia, his belt taken, his masked split in half (I forgot all about the lightning scene), his cape ripped apart, a hole in his chest and his clothes tattered to top it all off. KK had a few bruises on his face and tattered clothing and was talking like Batman was bush league. Both weren't injured? More like Karate Kid wasn't injured. Neither looked superior? Only if you equate being equal to staying conscience.
Originally posted by batdude123
Yeah... that's not exactly how it went.At all.
They fought evenly for a few pages before Black Lightning shocked the hell out of KK.
Hardly a "schooling."
I know the fight I'm talking about, and it was a schooling.
KK fought evenly with Batman? Yeah I read the entire fight, and stalemating with Batman brings shame to KK.
KK was schooled by bats, for the fighting tactical genius KK is suppose to be, he showed nothing of it. Rather he acted like an arrogant ass and was out smarted by Batman.
Yeah KK was schooled.
Originally posted by Joey Stacksduryoda
1.) Nice backtracking, but he did cough up blood and it did come from BL shocking him and he didn't scream2.) Talking about why blood=/=hurt. If I punched Tyson in the mouth he'd bleed from the mouth, but I doubt he'd be hurt (annoyed but not hurt).
3.) The hernia came from the right leg not the groin area. Wtf are you talking about. I doubt you could give anyone a hernia in the right leg from kicking them.
4.) Batman had a hernia, his belt taken, his masked split in half (I forgot all about the lightning scene), his cape ripped apart, a hole in his chest and his clothes tattered to top it all off. KK had a few bruises on his face and tattered clothing and was talking like Batman was bush league. Both weren't injured? More like Karate Kid wasn't injured. Neither looked superior? Only if you equate being equal to staying conscience.
Originally posted by Board Walker
KK was schooled by bats, for the fighting tactical genius KK is suppose to be, he showed nothing of it. Rather he acted like an arrogant ass and was out smarted by Batman.