Karate Kid vs Captain America

Started by batdude12312 pages
Originally posted by masterbruce
dood, a hernia's worse than a black eye, much much worse

Thanks Bruce, but did I say any differently?

Why don't go back to fighting crime and leave the debating to other folks.

Originally posted by Validus
I said before the fight was written more like a Richard Dragon Vs Batman fight than a real Karate Kid Vs Batman fight. Them be the breaks.

Thus why I said KK was school, KK in character would of destroyed Batman in picto seconds.

Originally posted by Joey Stacks
1.) Nice backtracking, but he did cough up blood and it did come from BL shocking him and he didn't scream

😂

Where did you see coughing? His mouth was agape and his eyes were wide open. Nothing that looked like a coughing motion. He screamed.

Originally posted by Joey Stacks
2.) Talking about why blood=/=hurt. If I punched Tyson in the mouth he'd bleed from the mouth, but I doubt he'd be hurt (annoyed but not hurt).

Yeah, thanks. However, this can go both ways considering Bruce wasn't anything more than annoyed either.

Originally posted by Joey Stacks
3.) The hernia came from the right leg not the groin area. Wtf are you talking about. I doubt you could give anyone a hernia in the right leg from kicking them.

I don't see why not.

A lot of things can happen to the legs if you kick them hard enough.

Hemorrhages, nerve damage, muscle damage, blood clots, aneurysms, etc.

A hernia isn't exactly out of the question.

Originally posted by Joey Stacks
4.) Batman had a hernia

Which didn't bother him at all.

Originally posted by Joey Stacks
his belt taken, his masked split in half (I forgot all about the lightning scene), his cape ripped apart, a hole in his chest and his clothes tattered to top it all off

😆

How exactly is this any better than you saying Bruce tattered Karate Kid's clothing? Wow, what a f*ckin' double standard, huh? 🙄

It means absolutely dick in the overall scheme of things.

Originally posted by Joey Stacks
KK had a few bruises on his face and tattered clothing and was talking like Batman was bush league. Both weren't injured? More like Karate Kid wasn't injured. Neither looked superior? Only if you equate being equal to staying conscience.

Narrating a fight means the other person didn't do anything to you? Hmmm, I guess I should remember that next time. Him talking throughout the fight doesn't prove a damn thing. It's the same thing Batman did in the beginning when KK thought he had Bruce's fighting skills down pat.

Neither looked superior because neither had any crippling blows, or tide switching moves throughout the match. They each had their shots in. Yeah, it was equal footing.

Oh, and 😂 @ you trying to tell me that I was backtracking. Look at your 4th point and then talk to me about "backtracking."

Hypocrisy is a b*tch, huh? haermm

actually i think KK getting jacked in the face was from the one time he was hit by Bruce when he was surprised. Hey even the best get surprised once in a while. Plus he got hit by Bats. That's gotta hurt. But it didn't seem like he had another hit on him at all. Bruce got one surprise hit and KK owned him the rest of the way.

Originally posted by Superherovandal
actually i think KK got jacked in the face the one time he was hit by Bruce when he was surprised. Hey even the best get surprised once in a while.

If anything, Karate Kid was the one with the surprise attack considering he tried to knock him out from behind. Bruce then blocked the chop and decked him.

That wasn't a surprise attack on Val at all.

It's not a surprise attack when both participants know whats going on.

no but its an unfair fight when was just woke up from a coma like sleep, barely knew who he was, and when in his Trident form he didnt know how to fight at all 😬

Besides, KK is a (15?) level fighter, and Batman is a (12?)

On topic KK wins. Always

Okay i reread it now. Yeah it wasn't really a surprise but still Bats got one hit in and KK ripped his suit, broke his helmet which obviously is reinforced as it has to protect the computer in it as well as his head, gave him a hernia, and take off his belt (which Bruce only knows how to take off) KK was wayyy the better.

Originally posted by Blair Wind
no but its an unfair fight when was just woke up from a coma like sleep, barely knew who he was, and when in his Trident form he didnt know how to fight at all 😬

However, Karate Kid was the one who attacked Bruce in the first place.

still like i said he only got one hit in and payed for it. see my above post. thats what happened to Batfart.

Originally posted by Blair Wind
no but its an unfair fight when was just woke up from a coma like sleep, barely knew who he was, and when in his Trident form he didnt know how to fight at all 😬

I don't disagree, Kevin.

BTW, your name is Kevin now.

Originally posted by Validus
I don't disagree, Kevin.

BTW, your name is Kevin now.

Chris. Not Kevin 😐

Originally posted by Superherovandal
Okay i reread it now. Yeah it wasn't really a surprise but still Bats got one hit in and KK ripped his suit, broke his helmet which obviously is reinforced as it has to protect the computer in it as well as his head, gave him a hernia, and take off his belt (which Bruce only knows how to take off) KK was wayyy the better.

Huh?

That was the only shot shown on panel in the entire fight.

It's folly to believe Batman only landed that one strike when you look at KK's clothes and other marks on his face.

Originally posted by Superherovandal
still like i said he only got one hit in and payed for it. see my above post. thats what happened to Batfart.

What makes you think that was the only shot Batman got in?

That was the only shot shown on panel throughout the entire fight... for either of them.

Originally posted by Blair Wind
Chris. Not Kevin 😐

That works too.

Originally posted by Validus
That works too.

How about Victor?

So...he only looked hurt on his face..sure he had tattered clothes but that doesn't mean that Bats hurt him at all. If anything Batman looked worse he had scratches on his face, his armored mask was split into two and KK had given him a hernia and stolen his belt.

Originally posted by batdude123
How about Victor?

Juntai is Victor.

Originally posted by Superherovandal
So...he only looked hurt on his face..sure he had tattered clothes but that doesn't mean that Bats hurt him at all. If anything Batman looked worse he had scratches on his face, his armored mask was split into two and KK had given him a hernia and stolen his belt.

Bats had one tiny scratch on his face at the end of the match.

His belt being stolen, his mask being split, etc. means shit. That's about as useful as KK's clothes being torn up.

Karate Kid looked like he took more than one shot to the face, considering he had a black eye, a bloody mouth, nose, and cheek.

And the "hernia" did absolutely nothing.

In the end neither looked over superior to the other.

Batman not being defeated by KK in a few panels or less is worse than Spiderman/Firelord. I cant believe somebody had the balls to write that.