Originally posted by Shelbert Lemonthat guy's a goddamn whiner 😬
I was watching this video, Men's Room Monologue, and thought Id ask the question...How many of you use the public restrooms (men or womens)?.... Same issues?
Do you crap in public bathrooms?
Or do you wait until you get home. Personally, not that it is any of your business, but I have no problem crapping in a public restroom, especially when they have Texas T-shirts to cover the seat. If not, I just lace it with toilet paper after I wipe off the drips. 🙂
Concerning public restrooms.....
Do any of you use public restrooms? If so, do you put toilet paper all over the seat? Or do you just plop down and go?
For the guys:
It's pretty much said that we, the guys, have no problem with pissing in a public toilet. After all, we just have to stand there and let loose, right? What if you have to take a poo? Do you use the toilet? What if you REALLY, REALLY have to go? Do you accept your fate and go? Or will you try your damndest to get home, or a cleaner toilet? Or do you hover, and then drop the Snickers bar?
For the ladies:
You ladies don't have it as easy as guys. Either way, if you have to go, you have to squat. Do you just plop down and go, or do you hover? Will you use a public stall if it is really clean looking? Or do you fear, no matter what the appearance, germs/filth, etc.?
Originally posted by Impediment
Do any of you use public restrooms? If so, do you put toilet paper all over the seat? Or do you just plop down and go?For the guys:
It's pretty much said that we, the guys, have no problem with pissing in a public toilet. After all, we just have to stand there and let loose, right? What if you have to take a poo? Do you use the toilet? What if you REALLY, REALLY have to go? Do you accept your fate and go? Or will you try your damndest to get home, or a cleaner toilet? Or do you hover, and then drop the Snickers bar?
For the ladies:
You ladies don't have it as easy as guys. Either way, if you have to go, you have to squat. Do you just plop down and go, or do you hover? Will you use a public stall if it is really clean looking? Or do you fear, no matter what the appearance, germs/filth, etc.?
If I really have to go, I go...but not before cleaning the seat as much as I can.
Usually I don't mind just "plopping down", unless the toilet seat is visibly disgusting. Then I hover. Careless of me, sure.
I do like some airports though, that have those neat layers of plastic already on the seat, and ya just press the button, and vrrrrrrp, clean plastic for ya to squat on.
Hey man, of course I'd prefer my own toilet at home, grab a nice comic, and just relax, but hey, if ya gotta go, ya gotta go.