Public Restrooms

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I wipe the seat down twice, use one of those disposable thingies, and let the good times flow.

I rarely see any of those disposable toilet liners anymore.

Originally posted by Impediment
I rarely see any of those disposable toilet liners anymore.

Yeah, they are never at places that really need them, of course.

Once, my kid had to go potty really badly, and Raeann took her to the ladies room at our local Wal-Mart. She told me that there was a big, nasty, bloody pad floating in the toilet. 😘

Ewwie. I don't get that. It's called common courtesy, some people are just dicks.

I've never done the ol' number two in a public toilet, not even at school - I'm like Finchy.

"Shitbrick"!

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
I've never done the ol' number two in a public toilet, not even at school - I'm like Finchy.

More like pinchy.

Anyone? Eh? Eh!?

Yeah **** you, I'm lame.

Before I defecate in a public toilet, I either put toilet tissue on the seat or wipe the seat down with soap and water.

I've gone to a mall or two, and the toilets are actually pretty clean.

Once, I was in a toilet at the Woodlands Mall, here in the Houston area, and some dude next to me was farting and grunting SO LOUDLY that I cracked up laughing and began to fart myself. Dude next to me said, "Yeah. I'm contagious, aren't I?"

I lol'd. 😂

Originally posted by Impediment
Do any of you use public restrooms? If so, do you put toilet paper all over the seat? Or do you just plop down and go?

For the guys:

It's pretty much said that we, the guys, have no problem with pissing in a public toilet. After all, we just have to stand there and let loose, right? What if you have to take a poo? Do you use the toilet? What if you REALLY, REALLY have to go? Do you accept your fate and go? Or will you try your damndest to get home, or a cleaner toilet? Or do you hover, and then drop the Snickers bar?

For the ladies:

You ladies don't have it as easy as guys. Either way, if you have to go, you have to squat. Do you just plop down and go, or do you hover? Will you use a public stall if it is really clean looking? Or do you fear, no matter what the appearance, germs/filth, etc.?

I never use public restrooms

Originally posted by Impediment
Once, my kid had to go potty really badly, and Raeann took her to the ladies room at our local Wal-Mart. She told me that there was a big, nasty, bloody pad floating in the toilet. 😘

I 've used public toilets. Ist thing I do is wash it some and then I put a lot of tp on the seat before I sit down and let it all out.

I always wipe it down with a wet napkin, then dry it, twice.

I put down the paper thingy and if they don't have it i use the toilet paper and make one. sly

what if there is caked up old urine on the seat?

I hold it in? lol

I wipe it down with authority.

I can do that. I don't use them. I haven't had to poop in them since I was kid.

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