Where do you least want to be?

Where would be the worst place to be between these moments?

1) In the Stark tower, in front of the Hulk, while you are visiting your uncle Tony Stark?

2) In a choral, and Black Bolt is behind you?

3) In a casino, , and Gambit pass the cards?

4) In an aircraft, and the dude at your right is Magneto?

5) At the Olympic, at the final of the hammer trow, and to represent Scandinavia, it's Thor?

6) Between Wolverine and Sabertooth in a hated confrontation, while Wolverine complaining about Sabertooth who killed his wife?

2 - Black Bolt has trained himself since birth to not make a single sound. I doubt he's gonna bust into song just because he's behind me in a chorus.

3 - It's not like Gambit's a dick. He'd deal the cards, and I'd lose some cash.

4 - If he got past security without incident, well, the guy's probably just trying to catch a flight. What's the problem?

5 - Uhh...so Thor sends the thing into the stratosphere, so what? That'd hardly harm me.

#2... cause he wouldn't kill you.
#3... cause he wouldn't kill you.
#4... cause he wouldn't kill you.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
#2... cause he wouldn't kill you.
#3... cause he wouldn't kill you.
#4... cause he wouldn't kill you.

And five would?

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
#2... cause he wouldn't kill you.
#3... cause he wouldn't kill you.
#4... cause he wouldn't kill you.

I think he said the worst, not the best.

Originally posted by Soljer
And five would?

Originally posted by Blair Wind
I think he said the worst, not the best.

Originally posted by Blair Wind
I think he said the worst, not the best.

My points still stand, however.

Making this pretty much between 1 and 6.

Hence, I'd hate to be in 1. The Hulk wouldn't GUN for me, but he could kill me in collateral damage - that gives me a good chance to die slowly and painfully.

With Sabretooth right behind me, he'd likely gut me for the hell of it. Just to have something to throw at Logan. At least it'd be quick.

Yeah... but you'd have a better chance of surviving 1.

Hulk's not nearly as fast as Sabes, so you'd have a slightly better chance of escaping, he doesn't get joy out of being a serial killer, unlike Sabes, and he'd probably be too pissed off at Stark to care.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Yeah... but you'd have a better chance of surviving 1.

Hulk's not nearly as fast as Sabes, so you'd have a slightly better chance of escaping, he doesn't get joy out of being a serial killer, unlike Sabes, and he'd probably be too pissed off at Stark to care.

Actually, Smurph, the Hulk is MUCH faster than Sabretooth - able to run upwards of three hundred miles per hour.

And odds are, with how pissed the Hulk is at Stark? The building (and likely the surrounding block) is going down.

Maybe straight running speed, but insta-reactions? Sabes' moves faster than the eye can track. I wouldn't want to be right in front of claws that are that fast.

Still, you'd have a better chance of surviving. Would you rather be in a building that was getting torn apart, or standing right in front of a pissed off, super strong serial killer (who enjoys it), with adamantium claws that can move faster than you can comprehend.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Maybe straight running speed, but insta-reactions? Sabes' moves faster than the eye can track. I wouldn't want to be right in front of claws that are that fast.

Still, you'd have a better chance of surviving. Would you rather be in a building that was getting torn apart, or standing right in front of a pissed off, super strong serial killer (who enjoys it), with adamantium claws that can move faster than you can comprehend.

The Hulk's snatched Spiderman out of the air, and caught missiles in mid-flight. I'd say he's plenty fast.

And, honestly, I'd rather be in front of the pissed serial killer. Like I said, I'd die fast. Much preferable to slowly bleeding to death/starving/suffocating in rubble. 😐.

Last place Id want to be between is Wolvie and Sabes. Most likely I die unless I do the fire drill. Stop, drop and roll the hell out of there.

At least Stark would try and protect me and get the fight away from me. Wolvie would be in beserk mode 😬

Originally posted by Blair Wind
Last place Id want to be between is Wolvie and Sabes. Most likely I die unless I do the fire drill. Stop, drop and roll the hell out of there.

At least Stark would try and protect me and get the fight away from me. Wolvie would be in beserk mode 😬

Meh, I'd say you're equally likely to die in one and six.

Just, with the Hulk, it's less likely to be quick.

I'd take 1. I can run away from the hulk and maybe get out alive if he starts smashing up the block. He's more concerned with getting Stark than innocent bystanders (I hope.........) so he's just as likely to ignore me as he is to start Thunderclapping.

Whereas Sabertooth aka Der Schlachter (the Slasher, Sabes's german nom de guer) is a sadist and not only will I not get out alive, it will be very slow and painful. nosweat

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
I'd take 1. I can run away from the hulk and maybe get out alive if he starts smashing up the block. He's more concerned with getting Stark than innocent bystanders (I hope.........) so he's just as likely to ignore me as he is to start Thunderclapping.

Whereas Sabertooth aka Der Schlachter (the Slasher, Sabes's german nom de guer) is a sadist and not only will I not get out alive, it will be very slow and painful. nosweat

Sabretooth is a sadist, but he'd be very likely to just decapitate you to get at Logan.

I don't see him taking his time if you're between him and 'the runt.'

For me:

Best:
Gambit

Worst:
Wolvie and Sabes

Originally posted by Soljer
The Hulk's snatched Spiderman out of the air, and caught missiles in mid-flight. I'd say he's plenty fast.

And, honestly, I'd rather be in front of the pissed serial killer. Like I said, I'd die fast. Much preferable to slowly bleeding to death/starving/suffocating in rubble. 😐.

Meh... if I had a chance at living to tell the tale, I'd take it.

Originally posted by Blair Wind
For me:

Best:
Gambit

Worst:
Wolvie and Sabes

I'd prefer to watch the Olympics than lose cash in a Casino, and since Gambit's currently death....😛.

But, seriously, Olympics kick ass, and Thor might be sure that he wins, but he wouldn't do anything to harm any bystanders - and it's not like he'd ACCIDENTALLY do it, either. He's plenty skilled with a hammer to make sure he doesn't.

To make the thing funnier:
1) Hulk know that you are the nephew of Stark, and that you are a rookie in the Illuminati

2) Black Bolt have to do a duo with Pavorotti, and again, he's in your back.

3) You throw a bad joke at Gambit about how you liked Rogue last night... And how you make out with her in HIS car.

4) Magneto is pissed of human being 'cause the waitress suck.

5) Thor "really" want to win the gold medal.

6) Sabertooth is bloodlust. Wolverine is bloodlust AND bersek