Where do you least want to be?

Started by Martian_mind5 pages

Personally,none of them are as bad as the position Kangaroo was in.....

The best would still be 5. As said, Olympics kick ass, and Thor is skilled enough to throw the hammer out of the stadium, but still be sure not to hurt anyone.

The WORST would..well...shit. If the Hulk is gunning for you, a finger flick would destroy you. A syllable from Black Bolt would atomize you. Gambit? He might kick the shit out of you, but I doubt he'd kill you or anything. Magneto is reasonable enough to not rip the plane apart because the service sucked. And, with six, it'll still be a quick death.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Personally,none of them are as bad as the position Kangaroo was in.....
Kangaroo?

Sounds like Soljer's latest pet name.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Kangaroo?

Sounds like Soljer's latest pet name.

Thats what i was tyalking about errm

Originally posted by Soljer
Sabretooth is a sadist, but he'd be very likely to just decapitate you to get at Logan.

I don't see him taking his time if you're between him and 'the runt.'

Well, before the added stips, Sabes would probably use me as a human shield or a hostage.

With the new stips, I'm screwed, but as badly as having to outrun Hulk..........

1) Hulk know that you are the nephew of Stark, and that you are a rookie in the Illuminati. This is now officially the worst option. Baring Uncle Tony lending a set of IM armor or coming to save me, I'm uber ****ed.

2) Black Bolt have to do a duo with Pavorotti, and again, he's in your back. At least I won't feel any pain..... 😄

3) You throw a bad joke at Gambit about how you liked Rogue last night... And how you make out with her in HIS car. I'm gonna get beat up and mugged after I leave that casino, but short of pissing blood and a few broken bones, I'll survive.

4) Magneto is pissed of human being 'cause the waitress suck. Still don't think he'll kill everyone over this.

5) Thor "really" want to win the gold medal. He might cause a sonic boom, but then again, he might not.

6) Sabertooth is bloodlust. Wolverine is bloodlust AND bersek. Almost as bad as the Hulk option, but not by much...... 😛

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Thats what i was tyalking about errm
So when Bran says that he's turned australian, what he's really saying is...

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
So when Bran says that he's turned australian, what he's really saying is...

He's Soljers *****.

Thats just bran though,we don't have bitches in Australia,cept when you or Joey come over.

I can think of the worse setting yet.

The Atom shrinks and wants to hurt you. He enters the main vein. He then grows back to normal size. 😘

The moral of the story? Never piss of the small guy.

Originally posted by Blair Wind
I can think of the worse setting yet.

The Atom shrinks and wants to hurt you. He enters the main vein. He then grows back to normal size. 😘

The moral of the story? Never piss of the small guy.

Thats why i avoid you....

Oh,you meant the length of your body......

Originally posted by Blair Wind
I can think of the worse setting yet.

The Atom shrinks and wants to hurt you. He enters the main vein. He then grows back to normal size. 😘

The moral of the story? Never piss of the small guy.

Strangley enough, if I was a size-shifter and pissed off, I still wouldn't crawl up inside another guy's vein.

Maybe I'm just weird like that... srug

Originally posted by Martian_mind
He's Soljers *****.

Thats just bran though,we don't have bitches in Australia,cept when you or Joey come over.

Yep.

Since I'm Canadian, then you're all suddenly my bitches, so it makes sense.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Yep.

Since I'm Canadian, then you're all suddenly my bitches, so it makes sense.

We made the vow never to make jokes about race 😐

Shows how much honour Canadians have.

GLOVES ARE OFF LITTLE MAN!!!

Originally posted by Martian_mind
We made the vow never to make jokes about race 😐

Shows how much honour Canadians have.

GLOVES ARE OFF LITTLE MAN!!!

😆

I think you should stay home from school.

To think, I almost had to start conversation with Blair...

Originally posted by Martian_mind
We made the vow never to make jokes about race 😐

Shows how much honour Canadians have.

GLOVES ARE OFF LITTLE MAN!!!

By de way, you started the race thing first, by implying Aussies weren't bitches but Canadians were/could be.

Of course we're all pure in the eyes of god. 😊

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Soljer's american. He can go f*ck himself.

I know the pain,your trip to france left me with just Scoobless to converse with.scoobless ffs...

Actually i said you were a *****,no remark about all Canadians 😛

You were the one who insulted every Australian by saying they were below you.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
😆

I think you should stay home from school.

To think, I almost had to start conversation with Blair...

ermmnone

Originally posted by Blair Wind
ermmnone
petpet

It's ok Blair. We're not all meant to be noticed.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Actually i said you were a *****,no remark about all Canadians 😛

You were the one who insulted every Australian by saying they were below you.

Yeah, but you said australians had none. Thereby implying they were all above me. 😛

Being the patriotic man I am, I cosidered a blow to me as a blow to my country.

Or should that be the other way around?

Either way, I'm sure this is all your fault.

You and that damned kangaroo. ermmnone

Naming yourself Wind just reinforces that...