Is this a lame breakup line?

Started by Grinning Goku3 pages
Grinning Goku **********.

Is this a lame breakup line?

Honey, I love you, but I have to end our relationship. For you see, I'm an immortal. 馃槙

silver_tears Senior Member

I'd slash tires. vin

MF13 No More Grey Skies.

馃槓

FUZE_LOVER seinor member

yes, I wouldn't daate a guy who would say that.........

Ambience A-Train
Originally posted by silver_tears
I'd slash tires. vin

I'd beat his head in.
vin

Grinning Goku **********.

You wouldn't know until he said it.

Ambience A-Train
Originally posted by FUZE_LOVER
yes, I wouldn't daate a guy who would say that.........

Well you wouldn't know he said that until he broke up with you and USED that line.
馃槓

TRH Grand Poobah

Originally posted by Ambience
Well you wouldn't know he said that until he broke up with you and USED that line.
馃槓
yep

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Originally posted by Ambience
I'd beat his head in.
vin

I don't doubt that. 馃槢

I'm mortal, we're all good.

Puzzle Senior Member
Originally posted by FUZE_LOVER
yes, I wouldn't daate a guy who would say that.........

durdurfistdurpuzzlethumbsupdur, aka moron.

Secretus Restricted

If she has a sister bro, sleep with her.

Scythe The Goat
Originally posted by FUZE_LOVER
yes, I wouldn't daate a guy who would say that.........

You are immortal...

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'd slash tires. vin

I would soak all of her tampons and/or pads in icy hot gel.

Scythe The Goat

I like my break up line:

"You see, I wish it wouldn't come to be, but the subject of homosexuality has come bewtween us. Sorry, you're just too gay..."

Barker Thorin Fan Club President
Originally posted by Puzzle
durdurfistdurpuzzlethumbsupdur, aka moron.
Captain Maynard Cummin Soon

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Honey, I love you, but I have to end our relationship. For you see, I'm an immortal. 馃槙
Excuse me?

Scythe The Goat
Originally posted by Ambience
Well you wouldn't know he said that until he broke up with you and USED that line.
馃槓

Oh gawd, you're breaking up with me aren't you?

ADarksideJedi Jackie Malfoy

Sweetie I love you but I am gay!jm 馃槅

Ambience A-Train
Originally posted by Scythe
Oh gawd, you're breaking up with me aren't you?

"You see, I wish it wouldn't come to be, but the subject of homosexuality has come bewtween us. Sorry, you're just too gay..."

Scythe The Goat
Originally posted by Ambience
"You see, I wish it wouldn't come to be, but the subject of homosexuality has come bewtween us. Sorry, you're just too gay..."

DAMMIT!! Well, ya know what?! Nuh uh, before you break things off, Imma break things off wit choo! You're a homo! It's over!

I'm sorry babeh...