Re: Is this a lame breakup line?
Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Honey, I love you, but I have to end our relationship. For you see, I'm an immortal. 馃槙
No, i may actually use it too.
the only problem with that one is that it is a bit narcissistic. It offers only yourself entertainment at you others behalf. I find the simple "Your fired" works quite well, This way The person your dumping will not come to realize that your an ass hole and then resent you after coming to the conclusion that your break up line was fun for you. By saying your fired and get the hell out, the person instantly views you as an ass hole and only has time to get over the fact that your an ass hole and will not reflect on how you dumped them. I'm not sure where i have ended up in this rant, but im probably a few stpes from my point...thank you for listening 馃槕
Originally posted by BackFire
That works too.
You have to crush her.
It's for the best of mankind. No, really, it's a win-win-win situation.
If you destroy her in such a way that she only has three options, becoming a lesbian (always good), lower her standards immensely (and go into inter species erotica), or kill herself (better men to women ratio) you did your good deed for the day and also got rid of the ****.