Asses Of Jest: Official 'Rate My Booty' Thread! Rate or Die!

Started by Tattoo21 pages
Originally posted by DarkC
She was never on mine. 😛 I'm a severe critic.

Never on mine either, look at close ups of her face...plastic surgery gone wrong! 😱

Originally posted by DarkC
She was never on mine. 😛 I'm a severe critic.

Since I saw her in "My Humps" I thought she was sexy as hell but that pic grossed me out. 😛

Originally posted by Röland
Since I saw her in "My Humps" I thought she was sexy as hell but that pic grossed me out. 😛

I hate that song with a passion.

Some guy sang it to annoy me a few months ago so I kicked him in the balls and I got in trouble for it. 😛

Originally posted by DarkC
I hate that song with a passion.

Some guy sang it to annoy me a few months ago so I kicked him in the balls and I got in trouble for it. 😛

I didn't like the song much either.

Did he sing it to you because he knew you hate it? If he did, he deserved that kick in the balls. 😛

Originally posted by Röland
I didn't like the song much either.

Did he sing it to you because he knew you hate it? If he did, he deserved that kick in the balls. 😛


The song was actually on the radio and I went "Oh sh*t, not this piece of garbage again." The douchebag next to me starting singing along in this obnoxious cracked voice, so yeah, I guess he did deserve it. hmm

Originally posted by DarkC
I hate that song with a passion.

Some guy sang it to annoy me a few months ago so I kicked him in the balls and I got in trouble for it. 😛

How can a guy kick another guy in the balls? 😐 Be a man and throw a fist, not pussy out with a kick.

Originally posted by Tattoo
How can a guy kick another guy in the balls? 😐 Be a man and throw a fist, not pussy out with a kick.

I only punch if I severely get pissed, and I wasn't that angry. Besides, it was a small kick but it apparently hurt shitloads, and that's why I got in trouble for it.

Originally posted by DarkC
I only punch if I severely get pissed, and I wasn't that angry. Besides, it was a small kick but it apparently hurt shitloads, and that's why I got in trouble for it.

No shit it hurt...it's his balls! Not severely pissed, punch him lightly in the shoulder. Not kick him in his jewels. 😐

Give me your man card, you don't deserve it.

Originally posted by DarkC
I only punch if I severely get pissed, and I wasn't that angry. Besides, it was a small kick but it apparently hurt shitloads, and that's why I got in trouble for it.

Just getting tapped in the balls gives you the old pain to the crotch.

Alright, from what I've seen so far, let's get some rating done. These are the current Scythe ratings on Asses Of Jest.

Originally posted by Ambience

[B]Ambience

Your sweet can recieves a 10/10. By posting several shots of yummy delight and also being the first actual 'female' to post their booty, you recieve the highest honor.

Lancewindu, Ken, Puzzle, Tattoo, whatever the hell he calls himself now

Mighty fine Ken. You have yourself a solid can. You recieve a 9/10. I thank the unholy demons that you wore those kinds of briefs. I don't think I'm ready for full on tighty whiteys, or man-thongs.

Kram3er

Nice job on posting a pic, you said you'de come through and you did. For that you recieve a 7/10. Not as bootylicious as Puzzle's but it's cool. I like the fact that those briefs you're wearing were white when you first bought them.

Leo.M

Kick ass....ass. Although there is no shortage of male asses, it's fine, props on the ghetto style baggy pants, it looks like you're literally holding the door shut so you Grandma won't enter, you get a 8/10!

Darth Extecute

Cool, glad your pic could make it. Well, what can I say...I love the shirt. 7/10!

And that's what we have so far. If I've missed your sweet can, PM me and I'll give it a rating.

What about mine? 313

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
What about mine? 313

You submitted a photo? Where is it?

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Sing with my Amb; " I found you...Ms new booty! " 😂

And my shadow aka Kaidy is there too 😱 😍

😛

pg 10 313

Ah!

Wild-Cherry

Nice use of the mirror, and the blue jeans are a nice touch. Also, very comical how the doggy seems to be emerging from your booty. Very nice! 9/10

lol.

thanks 😛

No problem.

10 for cherry.....so we have to post a pic?

Thank you 😄

Post one 😱 Thomas did 313

i gotta take one