Frankly I prefer blue cotton candy over the pink stuff. But one day Jesus spoke to me at Canada's Wonderland. I was on the Drop Zone tower, and J.C. said, "Buddy, if you don't switch to pink cotton candy, I'm gonna incinerate your cute ass."
But then Jesus realized he was gay, and in so doing, created a paradox. Thus, God exploded, and Chuck Norris arose from th ashes, ready to usher in a time of peace and prosperity.
Originally posted by Goddess Kali
*********************************************************[b]YOU HEAR THAT ????!
YOU WILL ALL BURN IN HELL ! GOD WILL SEND U TO THE ****ING INFERNO IF YOU DONT BELEIVE IN THE LORD JESUS CHRIST !
GOD HATES GAYS ! GOD HATES ATHEISTS AND BUDDHISTS AND HINDUS !
GOD HATES YOU ! HE HATES JEWS ! THOSE DAMN JEWS ! AND DISGUSTING F*GS !
THINK THE WAY I DO, OR ELSE YOU WILL SUFFER AND BORN FOR ALL ETERNITY !
ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR SAVIOR, AND ADOPT MY ULTRA CONSERVATIVE VALUES, OR ELSE YOU WILL SUFFER AND BURN FOREVER !
BELEIVE WHAT I AM SAYING U **** **** *****ERS !
I HATE ALL OF YOU !!! BURNNNNNN !!! I WANT TO SEE ALL OF YOU BURN !!!!!!
I WANT TO TORTURE ALL OF YOU AND WATCH AS MY LORD LAUGHS AT UR SUFFERING !!
AHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAAAA !!!!!
God Bless 🙂 [/B]
What a nutcase that Marchelo is. (as are most of the extreme Christians on KMC)
I think anyone who thinks the world's 4 billion Non-Christians (who are mostly just normal hard-working people) are just ass-holes who need to get their life staightened out.
Originally posted by ThePittman
I lived in Arizona, hell isn't that bad 😛
Tell me about it, ese.
Coming from Phoenix, The Lake of Fire cant be so bad. Satan probably pities us Phoenicians.
Originally posted by Quiero Mota
What a nutcase that Marchelo is. (as are most of the extreme Christians on KMC)
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Originally posted by Quiero Mota
I think anyone who thinks the world's 4 billion Non-Christians (who are mostly just normal hard-working people) are just ass-holes who need to get their life staightened out.
True that Dog...true that