Who would you hire as your body guard?

punisher, he'd shoot any one that goes near you.regardless of if their suspicious or not because he a psycho.

Originally posted by masterbruce
good angle...you do have to basically live with the person 24/7 so you better get along.

and thats why I pick Spiderman. because he cracks jokes almost as much as Deadpool, plus he has this little thing called a spider scence. he can detect threats as well as Daredevil plus he has superhuman speed, strength, and yeard of skill to back 'em up. plus he has this little habit of never giving up. as well of being supremly intellegent (somthing thats severly overlooked in the Marvel U, if he had funding or a fuly stocked lab imagine what he could do/invient. remember he sabotoged Tony Starks suit all by himself).

Spider-man.

His dangersense and power are more than a match for any of kingpin's goons. And even if Kingpin gets lucky and does manage to kill me, Spider-man will be genuinely broken up about it. Everyone else would be like "[shrug] Oh, well. Can't win 'em all."

Deadpool, because it would be fun before I got killed. Night full of beer, chimichangas, and the olsen twins...ahh the joy!

Logan....he's the toughest one on the list, healing factor, maybe best fighter on list....etc....

or maybe DP..what the guy above said....

Originally posted by masterbruce
What if it were Bullseye trying to snipe you?

Spiderman's spidersense would warn him of the danger and save your life. Wolverine won't help you in that situation.

Also, Punisher would know to look for every type of danger since he's a tactical genius.

Logan would be my choice. He deadly, smart, experience, has the stamina to not sleep for weeks ro eat. He tough an amazing fighter and he knows how they will think. He also ahs supersenses that will warn us of danger plus I bet he train me to protect my self if the need arises which many of the others would not.

Originally posted by capt it up
don't be so sure logan at times has warned people of danger only to have spiderman second later say his spidersense went off

wait...Logan has his own form of danger sense?

well NOT deadpool cause i dont think id trust him.... mmmm id go with Spiderman i guess, did a reasonable job at keeping MJ alive.... to bad no Juggernaut there ^_^

Originally posted by masterbruce
wait...Logan has his own form of danger sense?

Well I only know that the spider sense only works for him, so your would be still screwed. Out of all of them I would go with Cap, out of all of them you would know that he would die for ya.

Originally posted by ThePittman
Well I only know that the spider sense only works for him, so your would be still screwed. Out of all of them I would go with Cap, out of all of them you would know that he would die for ya.

Galactus.

The Living Tribunal

Deadpool.

He'd kill me to get the bounty and he'd do it far less painfully than people KP would hire.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Deadpool.

He'd kill me to get the bounty and he'd do it far less painfully than people KP would hire.

good idea...but your parents are paying him 20 Million dollars to keep you alive 😉

Originally posted by masterbruce
You have offended the King Pin. Now he has put a $10 Million Dollar bounty on your head, and every street criminal in Marvel is coming after you! Thankfully, your parents are billionaires and you can afford to hire bodyguards.

Following is a list of people who can serve as your bodyguard. Who would you hire to protect you 24/7?

1. Spiderman
2. Punisher
3. Daredevil
4. Wolverine
5. Captain America
6. Deadpool

Explain your choice of bodyguard.

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Spidey - he'd can't exactly stop a bullet without killing himself. Plus he'd have a meltdown from the stress

Punisher - too much collateral damage

Daredevil - sure he'd know they were coming but I doubt that he can protect me from tons of highly motivated assassins for very long

Wolverine - not too bad. He can keep taking bullets for me as long as he needs to. However he's Canadian and smells bad

Cap - he'd be my choice. He's quick, smart and can protect me from a large number of attackers better (due to the shield).

Deadpool - he'd kill me to get the money.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos

Daredevil - sure he'd know they were coming but I doubt that he can protect me from tons of highly motivated assassins for very long

He can do the job, and kick the ass on anybody that KP would hire. K-Pin's not exactly in the business of hiring above-street-levelers.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
The man took down 100 armed yakuza agents in a few panels.

He can do the job, and kick the ass on anybody that KP would hire. 'Pins not exactly in the business of hiring above-street-levelers.

Thats not quite the same as 100 snipers pointing at me.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Thats not quite the same as 100 snipers pointing at me.