Who would you hire as your body guard?

Started by Symmetric Chaos5 pages
Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
But he would know the snipers were there before they even loaded, and would have your ass out of there and would have taken them out before you can sneeze.

hmm That is certainly a compelling argument.

I try. 313

I would hire a Celestial none180

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
But he would know the snipers were there before they even loaded, and would have your ass out of there and would have taken them out before you can sneeze.

I am sorry but wolverine, spiderman or capt could do all that far mroe effectivly and with a betetr chance of my self not getting killed lol

Originally posted by capt it up
I am sorry but wolverine, spiderman or capt could do all that far mroe effectivly and with a betetr chance of my self not getting killed lol
They don't have the versatality that DD has... DD can detect almost any threat, and long before Spider-man can.

Cap or matt

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
They don't have the versatality that DD has... DD can detect almost any threat, and long before Spider-man can.

umm logan can do the same thing..........and has countless times............hell new avengers shows it..........he always the one who notices the threat well before spiderman spidersense comes off.

or did you forgett logan also ahs superman senses.

also with DP and wolverine you know the same criminals and assassins are not comming back lol...........that does not hold true for spiderman or DD or capt

Not nearly on the level of DD.

Plus, DD's has a better homefield advantage then Wolvy, and knows the Kingpin and how he works much better then Wolvy.

It's not like they don't beat the hell out of 'em and hand them over to the police... they just don't kill them.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Not nearly on the level of DD.

Plus, DD's has a better homefield advantage then Wolvy, and knows the Kingpin and how he works much better then Wolvy.

not nearly? Logan hearing is below DD thats true............Logan smell though is superior........not to mention vision and such.

He may know the kingpin, but logan knows how assassins work and also has far more contacts. He befar more effective for keeping some one save not to mention he at one point was one of the most feared assassins in the world.

DD really has no advantage vs wolverine in these scenerios . Logan holds a lot of advantages over DD that would be very usefull for this scenerio.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
It's not like they don't beat the hell out of 'em and hand them over to the police... they just don't kill them.

yes and know. they don't normally hurt them that badly.........not to metnion your on nthe run no ones getting hand over to the police your going to be attacked constantly...........and the ones you don't hurt badly will be back.........not to mention the whole stamina issue as well

I'd hire Spunky. He, and his Jimmy Fallon Antics would distract my enemy with bad jokes and laughing at them. ermm

Why would a want a lunatic(Wolverine) to protect me?

Originally posted by His Airness
Why would a want a lunatic(Wolverine) to protect me?

*hopes Capt It Up doesn't see this comment* *actually hopes the opposite*

Originally posted by His Airness
Why would a want a lunatic(Wolverine) to protect me?

because you know he will get the job done............not to mention he not a lunatic........well not in the sense your talking.

He won't hurt you. He will do every thing he can to protect you. He will train you if you want so you can also protect your self........he can take every thing they dish out..........he knows assassins.........he has the senses to know of there approach.......he has save houses..........he has contacts.......he will kill them all.......he has the experience and the training needed.........not to mention he knows the x-men...........if it comes to it.

why the hell would you want DD when you have some one that has DD abiliteis and then some....not to mention unlike DD he will take the bad guys out for good and knows how they think.

Originally posted by capt it up
because you know he will get the job done............not to mention he not a lunatic........well not in the sense your talking.

He won't hurt you. He will do every thing he can to protect you. He will train you if you want so you can also protect your self........he can take every thing they dish out..........he knows assassins.........he has the senses to know of there approach.......he has save houses..........he has contacts.......he will kill them all.......he has the experience and the training needed.........not to mention he knows the x-men...........if it comes to it.

why the hell would you want DD when you have some one that has DD abiliteis and then some....not to mention unlike DD he will take the bad guys out for good and knows how they think.

I wouldn't feel comfortable with a complete and utter loon being my body guard, especially when more honorable and noble options are available.

Originally posted by His Airness
I wouldn't feel comfortable with a complete and utter loon being my body guard, especially when more honorable and noble options are available.

loon? He now a loon.......why that again?

I am sorry but DD is not more honorable nor is he more noble then wolverine.......

Originally posted by Redatom65
I'd hire Spunky. He, and his Jimmy Fallon Antics would distract my enemy with bad jokes and laughing at them. ermm
And... profiled.

Wolverine would be my first choice, followed by Cap.

Spider-Man is useless, when you have Wolverine. Matt is too weak.

Punisher would be cool. The son of a ***** would not only hurt the guy, but make him regret to live!

Deadpool would be more dangerous for myself than otherwise.