I think I am going on a date

Go to the worst movie possible and request that they bump up the volume a little, and don't buy any food or anything..

Put your dick in the popcorn bucket at the theater.....wait no......that's a bad idea.

Just make sure you buy her some Gummi Bears. 131

Screw movies and dinner, do something fun like go karts or something srug

Irene liked it when I did that. 13jockey

Originally posted by Barker
Irene liked it when I did that. 13jockey

She got more than popcorn butter on her hands that night. 13jockey

Originally posted by Barker
Go to the worst movie possible and request that they bump up the volume a little, and don't buy any food or anything..

Write her HP fanfic, then only give her one update..haermmjockey

Originally posted by Röland
Put your dick in the popcorn bucket at the theater.....wait no......that's a bad idea.

Just make sure you buy her some Gummi Bears. 131

I can see you've been on a lot of dates. 131wank

Originally posted by Röland
She got more than popcorn butter on her hands that night. 13jockey

That one was a little bad.

Originally posted by Mišt
Write her HP fanfic, then only give her one update..haermmjockey

Originally posted by Kram3r
I can see you've been on a lot of dates. 131wank

Ya I haf. 13jockey

But lately I've been in a drought. haermm

No pussy lately for Roland
No pussy lately for Roland
No pussy lately for Roland
That really sucks!
😐😆😐

Originally posted by Barker
Yeah, if you want a BJ. haermm

Then promise to update every weekend so she becomes desperate and phucks you, good idea Barker! haermmjockey

Originally posted by Barker
*licked. 😐 131

That one was a little bad.

It's cool. 13jockey

Originally posted by Röland
It's cool. 13jockey

Want to come to the movies with me? blush2

Originally posted by Mišt
Want to come to the movies with me? blush2

What movie? 13

Wait....no sorry.....you aren't a girl. 😐

Originally posted by Röland
What movie? 13

Wait....no sorry.....you aren't a girl. 😐

I was going to say Spiderman 3, you know, just as mates and stuff, but if you dont want to hang out with me...sadwalk

Originally posted by Mišt
Then promise to update every weekend so she becomes desperate and phucks you, good idea Barker! haermmjockey

Originally posted by Röland
It's cool. 13jockey

Originally posted by Mišt
I was going to say Spiderman 3, you know, just as mates and stuff, but if you dont want to hang out with me...sadwalk

You always try to hold my hand when we go out as friends though. 😬

Originally posted by Barker
🤣

Did you like that Chargers sig, b*tch? haermm

Originally posted by Röland
You always try to hold my hand when we go out as friends though. 😬

In case I get lost bag

Originally posted by Mišt
In case I get lost bag

Mah bad, ok I'll go see Spidey 3 with you, you have to buy my ticket though. 313

Originally posted by Röland
Did you like that Chargers sig, b*tch? haermm

Originally posted by Röland
Mah bad, ok I'll go see Spidey 3 with you, you have to buy my ticket though. 313

As long as you give me a BJ...no wait, I mean, ok 131wank

Originally posted by Barker
Subpar. nahuh

If you get crap food from Subway is it a subparsub? haermm