so earlier
i saunter over and then slip into the very lovely and perfectly hot hot tub.๐
the lifeguard dude struts over. "i'm sorry mam, 16 and above only"
" but i'm way over 16." ๐
*squinty eyed scruinizing begins on his part* "nu-uh."
*all smiles* " i promise you, i am." ๐
he shrugs and gives me an unbeliaving stare before walking off.
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ahh tales of a petite girl.
*shakes head*