Tifa Lockhart vs. Rinoa Heartilly

Started by ESB -11385 pages
Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Then I come, strangle them, Tifa marvels before my excessive rugged manliness, and I take her home.

Expect that as you talk into the bar you trip on the way in and end up bashing your head against the counter and die.

Guys I recorded the match on tape!

Rinoas on back and the tape ends right before I join them.

Shame on you xenogears....they aren't even cosplayers! 😠
Tifa wins, gets drunk with everyone, but goes home with me....after laughing at voilent2dope's "rugged" childliness 😆

~The My-Penis-Is-Heavyweight-Class Sado-sama

Originally posted by Sado22
Shame on you xenogears....they aren't even cosplayers! 😠
Tifa wins, gets drunk with everyone, but goes home with me....after laughing at voilent2dope's "rugged" childliness 😆

~The My-Penis-Is-Heavyweight-Class Sado-sama

Tifa doesn't like little boys so she wouldn't go with you.

true......but she comes anyway since she likes naughtly little boys 😈

~Sado

Originally posted by Xenogears
Guys I recorded the match on tape!

Almost as hot as this

Originally posted by Emperor Ashtar
Almost as hot as this

Expect if you actually turned your head 360 degrees you would...die.

Foolish Sado, only someone with balls that pulsate with the power of 1,000 moons like mine can handle Tifa. So put your little squirt gun away little man.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Foolish Sado, only someone with balls that pulsate with the power of 1,000 moons like ESB -1138 can handle Tifa. So put your little squirt gun away little man.

So true. 🙄 😄

Foolish Sado, only someone with balls that pulsate with the power of 1,000 moons like ESB -1138 can handle Tifa. So put your little squirt gun away little man

you speaking from experience then? 🙄
no don't worry, you were too drunk to tell the differnece between those balls and bb balls. now both of you shut up before I wipe out the cities you live in with my godzilla! 😠

oh and emperor...you're thing doesnt work. i mean the video 😉

~Sado

Originally posted by Sado22

oh and emperor...you're thing doesnt work. i mean the video 😉

~Sado

Must be your comp, It works fine.

Originally posted by Sado22
you speaking from experience then? 🙄
no don't worry, you were too drunk to tell the differnece between those balls and bb balls. now both of you shut up before I wipe out the cities you live in with my flee gun! 😠

~Sado

Oh man, I just got back from wrestling practice so my body is aching, but my little lovable baby boo Tifa is making my sore body all better. Oh and Sado, your thing is shorter than your pubes and you only have peach fuzz.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Oh and Sado, your thing is shorter than your pubes and you only have peach fuzz.

You would know. 🙄

Tifa.

Mmffmffm...(Is trying to sat something but his voice is being muffled by Tifa's funbags).

I'm next.

Originally posted by Xenogears
I'm next.
To die if you don't leave my lubby dubby Tifa alone.

Woah