"Get Out of the Way, Sperm Bank!" : All-Star Batman #5

Anybody actually read this piece of crap?:

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Originally posted by Draco69
Anybody actually read this piece of crap?:

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Diana's portrayal was terrible and that line is pure garbage!

Wow. Just wow.

Was the rest of it that screwy?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Wow. Just wow.

Was the rest of it that screwy?

Some scans from the actual comic:

http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/3514279.html

I actually liked it 😬

Remember, this is not in, anyway, the Main DC Universe.

This is basically the Dark Knights Returns universe.

However, Miller had a golden opportunity to make this book one of the best Batman stories of all time, but he isn't going to do that because he's Frank Miller and he doesn't know how to write anything without one liners in them 😛

But you still have to admit Miller does write a kick-ass Alfred 😄

And Jim Lee's art was gorgeous clap

Gotta love a woman who trots around in Red, White and Blue panties b*tching about the world of men.

That was quite a "turn on" for me. If a godess were to say that to me. I would ask her "would you like loan?"

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But damn! Don't say Plastic Man wasn't funny. He cracked me up. 😂

You know something, when i was reading it, i actually thought WW was mind controlled.

I dont like the was she was portrayed at all in that issue. Then again, it appears as if the League just got formed, so im not sure how she used to act back then when first coming to the country.

Originally posted by Grimm22
And Jim Lee's art was gorgeous clap

✅ Very nice but the writing is . . . odd . . . to say the least. Obviously what was in that link was just the worst but still 😬

🤨 WHAT THE **** WAS THAT?! Frank Miller butchered every one of them. Except Plastic Man, he was cool. 👆 But he's probably the only one of them in character. This is a total piece of shit. 👇

"I hate you all!" "She's really a very nice girl...." 🤨 I can't decide whether to laugh, cry, or call for Frank Miller's kneecaps to be broken. hmm

Actually, this shot almost compensated for the writing.

droolio Yeah . . .

screw you guys it was f ****ing awesome..bruce saying " i love being the god damn batman"...that was f ****ing priceless

All I hear is how bad the book is, but it just makes me want to read it even more.

Plastic Man was funny but the whole golden shower thing was a little much.

What a stupid line. Really lame.

That was hilarious. Lazy Green Lantern.

Originally posted by Deathstroke
Plastic Man was funny but the whole golden shower thing was a little much.

Best. Comic. Ever. vin

If this was in any way connected to the regular Wonder Woman it would be retarded

But since this is Frank Miller's fantasy DC Universe where Batman is so badass that it has caused him to go insane; it's ok.

I do like Wonder Woman's outfit though 😄

I got it, haven't read it yet. I space my typical 30 bucks of comics through the week, reading two or three a day.

Originally posted by Juntai
I got it, haven't read it yet. I space my typical 30 bucks of comics through the week, reading two or three a day.

Thats actually pretty smart 😬

I just waste my entire thursday afternoon reading comics