"Get Out of the Way, Sperm Bank!" : All-Star Batman #5

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Originally posted by Grimm22
Thats actually pretty smart 😬

I just waste my entire thursday afternoon reading comics

With any luck, they last me until if not the day the next weeks comics come, then only a day or so beforehand.

I still have both hardbacks of Annihilation that are currently available to read[though I read 1-3 of each of the main character minis a while back when a friend let me read them.].

So; this will be the issue for this year? 😛

I'm glad Frank Miller is doing so well with his movie projects & properties, because he's lost it in the comics medium. Every god damn thing he writes now turns into SIN CITY - and that's becoing a parody of itself too.

Actually its not Miller

Miller has nearly finished the scripts up to issue #9

Jim Lee is the slowpoke.

Mainly due to him being the president of Worldstorm and working on the inevitably crappy DCU MMO

the dialogue is awful, the characterization terrible, and yet...

jim lee just drew superman and wonder woman... together... physically... touched

btw, i wouldnt usually ask, but if anyone has a decent quality version of the page with supes and ww together, i'd be forever grateful if i could get a copy...

I lol'd. Good times. The JLA I don't mind seeing butchered like this. If it was the JSA, I'd be pissed. Or something else that I care about.

So my apologies to JLA fans.

In the meantime....

😆

...

And how is a man a sperm bank? I thought you, ya know, you made deposits in a sperm bank. Shouldn't the comment be the other way around? I'm not trying for some shameless innuendo here (ok, maybe a little) but it just seems like sloppy writing.

It's Frank Miller. nuff said. 😛 Pr1983, check the first page. Draco posted a link to some scans.

Digi: JLA>JSA. 😛 (Please don't banhammer me nosweat )

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
It's Frank Miller. nuff said. 😛 Pr1983, check the first page. Draco posted a link to some scans.

Digi: JLA>JSA. 😛 (Please don't banhammer me nosweat )

i got it, but its not a good enough pic... 😛

i need the big one for my new siggy...

Originally posted by TricksterPriest

Digi: JLA>JSA.

Only in terms of power 😉

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Only in terms of power 😉

nowadays? i dunno...

The excuse for this crap being it's in The Dark Knight Returns universe 🙄 ...I remember that place being way more interesting in 1986. This is so over the top, it's more like the Ace Ventura universe!

Wait, I like the sound of that! - ACE WAYNE, BAT DETECTIVE!! I smell a future Amalgam title... 😂

I want a scan of Bat's going
"I Love being the goddamned Batman !!!"

Makes me think of TMNT every time...

I just got my hands on the full issue...

hal's a b*tch, just picking up diana's coat when she drops it...

plastic man is brilliant...

batman is overly cruel...

wonder woman is as draco said...

but superman... superman... man has got his shit together... f*cking loved it...

i am so buying this... it's a guilty pleasure, but i don't care...

Originally posted by DigiMark007

And how is a man a sperm bank? I thought you, ya know, you made deposits in a sperm bank. Shouldn't the comment be the other way around? I'm not trying for some shameless innuendo here (ok, maybe a little) but it just seems like sloppy writing.

I wouldn't mind being her sperm bank 😖hifty:

If you know what I mean drool

Originally posted by Grimm22
I wouldn't mind being her sperm bank 😖hifty:

If you know what I mean drool

No 😐

Originally posted by willRules
No 😐

yeah....well...

Pirate Smiley out of nowhere!! 👀

😆 I have never seen a subject change so quickly 😂

Originally posted by Grimm22
I wouldn't mind being her sperm bank 😖hifty:

If you know what I mean drool


That sounds painful.

Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
That sounds painful.

it does doesn't it?

Yeah, Grimm got the whole thing mixed up horribly.

Don't let Miller confuse you bud. The guys have the penises.

I was thinking she called him a sperm bank because she thinks men are only useful if you need sperm. Much like a sperm bank. Just a thought.