Woosh!

Started by Tsure3 pages

Woosh!

Well it is sort of a game with my friends and I. Everyone does retarded shit everyday. Some people call it blond moments others call it wtf ever. Anyway, the point is that you post your woosh moment.

I'll go first.

Last night I stood up in the tent making a new sun window. 😄

Woosh!

jumping over a log..didnt end well woosh

There was that time I was looking everywhere for my ****ing car keys, even though they were in my hand.

Woosh!

I was talking to my friend over the phone and said "I need to call soandso, where's my phone?"

Whoosh...

I murder a family for fun

Whoosh......

Falling asleep whilst drinking a glass of milk.

Splash!

I mean...

Woosh!

I try to start my car when its alraedy on

Woooosh

I ran into a hanging plant head first, fall on my back while the plant falls and lands on the gonads. 😬

Triple Woosh!.

I was taking up my horse, and I guess I got caught up and forgot about the girth, so when I went to mount the saddle slid off his back.

Woosh, bam, ow. shock

This is my brothers not mine.

Today while driving the Jeep and putting it into Neutral to engage the 4 wheel drive I slid it from Drive straight to Reverse instead and nearly ruined my brothers car. 🙂

I wizzed on my foot last night. Damn camping trips. 😬

Originally posted by Tattoo
This is my brothers not mine.

Today while driving the Jeep and putting it into Neutral to engage the 4 wheel drive I slid it from Drive straight to Reverse instead and nearly ruined my brothers car. 🙂

😂

that sucks shock

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
😂

that sucks shock

Yet, you laugh. XD

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
😂

that sucks shock

I just about beat him to death.

Then once he had it in 4 wheel drive he presses the gas and it does nothing..........I had to do some shit to get the car working again.

I was pissed one day at my sister for telling my girlfriend about an ex, and was cursing her out only to discover my phone connection was dropped.

Woosh.

Originally posted by Tattoo
I just about beat him to death.

Then once he had it in 4 wheel drive he presses the gas and it does nothing..........I had to do some shit to get the car working again.

Hot Damn. I had not a clue who the hell you were. Good 'ol Ken Kenobi. Damn, I was gone for way too long. 😬

I backed my mom's van out of the garage and took out the side veiw mirror 😬 She was mad.

Woosh?

Originally posted by Thorrin
I was pissed one day at my sister for telling my girlfriend about an ex, and was cursing her out only to discover my phone connection was dropped.

Woosh.

*Guilty of That*
Originally posted by Naz
I backed my mom's van out of the garage and took out the side veiw mirror 😬 She was mad.

Woosh?

Ouch. *Also Guilty of That*

Originally posted by Tattoo
I just about beat him to death.

Then once he had it in 4 wheel drive he presses the gas and it does nothing..........I had to do some shit to get the car working again.

Nice brother 😛 Maybe you should teach him to drive XD

I was carrying a text book in my hands, and I sneezed and in an effort to cover my mouth slammed myself in the face with it, getting a nasty nosebleed and a bruise.

Wooshles.

Looking for my glasses whilst wearing them... doh WHOOSH!!!