Woosh!

Oh, one time I was on KMC and I was kinda bored and playing with the cords under the computer desk with my feet. I wound up unplugging the computer. I made a thread about it.

Whoosh.

I woke up for school one morning thinking that i was late. I got completely ready and was about to run out the door when I notice the calender's day was Saturday.

Woosh!

Oh, oh, this is one my boss did.

He got off at 5pm, got home and took a nap, when he woke up it was 7pm, but he didn't read the clock right and thought it was 7am, so he freaked out thinking he was going to be late for work, was about to run out the door when his son (who is a coworker of mine) asks him what he's doing. Then his son goes to work the next day and tells everyone what his dad did so we can laugh at his expense.

I was carrying some pots through to the kitchen and couldnt understand where the dishwasher was. It was then I realised I'd gone upstairs to the bathroom... woosh

lmao...I thought my friends and I were the dumbest people...I think differently now. XD

Originally posted by Naz
Oh, one time I was on KMC and I was kinda bored and playing with the cords under the computer desk with my feet. I wound up unplugging the computer. I made a thread about it.

Whoosh.

Guilty.

Originally posted by Tsure
I woke up for school one morning thinking that i was late. I got completely ready and was about to run out the door when I notice the calender's day was Saturday.

Woosh!

Guilty.

Originally posted by Naz
Oh, oh, this is one my boss did.

He got off at 5pm, got home and took a nap, when he woke up it was 7pm, but he didn't read the clock right and thought it was 7am, so he freaked out thinking he was going to be late for work, was about to run out the door when his son (who is a coworker of mine) asks him what he's doing. Then his son goes to work the next day and tells everyone what his dad did so we can laugh at his expense.

Same story, different outcome.

So, safe to say that everyone is Majority of the time just an average retard. 😄

One time, my mom had just Windexed the sliding glass door, I took off on a dead sprint to run outside and smashed my face on it. haermm

Woosh or whatever....

Originally posted by Röland
One time, my mom had just Windexed the sliding glass door, I took off on a dead sprint to run outside and smashed my face on it. haermm

Woosh or whatever....

Dude, it was those damn crows! shock

Originally posted by Naz
Dude, it was those damn crows! shock

**** the crows.

Crows rule.

I gave a jug of milk to mrs baylin, she looked at me a bit puzzled and asked what the milk was for. It was then I realised I'd put the cup of tea I'd just made for her in the fridge instead of the milk... whoosh

I have a lot a blonde moments, they fill my life with such interesting episodes...

I got kicked out of a bar last night for swinging at some guy who was totally mad dogging me for no reason.

Whoooosh!

i fell off the roof while balancing on that thin line of tiles

*wooooooooosh*

I was fixing to leave the house with my sister and I was on the phone talking to Justin as I was putting my shoes on. When I was done, I began to search for my phone.. I looked all over the place then I realized.. I was still talking to Justin on my phone...

*woooosh*

I took a nap during math class once, and I had a dream about talking to my KMC friends on msn (I know, what a boring dream) and the bell at the end of class wakes me up, and I look up and forget where I am and I ask my friend where my computer went. She looked at me funny.

Whoosh.

Going to the bathroom and forgetting why I went there woot

Woosh!

Hitting my head on my bed when I went to sit on it.....

Woosh

Originally posted by FUZE_LOVER
Hitting my head on my bed when I went to sit on it.....

Woosh

I can not even picture how that happens 😐

I'm too tall to fit without leanning over and I forgot. 😮