Hey Barker Man?

Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'?

jockey

No... no man, shit, no man, I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that man.

jockey

Lawrence, you awake?

jockey

Yeah.

jockey

You wanna come over?

jockey

No, thanks, man. I don't want you ****ing up my life, too.

jockey

Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits for the date instead of four. So, like, 98 instead of 1998? Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh... it doesn't really matter. I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.

You're just not gonna go?

jockey

Yeah.

jockey

Now Milton, don't be greedy, let's pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece.

Yeahhh...I'm gonna need the both of you to do something productive with your lives, asap.

Yeah, but last time I didn't receive a piece. And I was told...

jockey

Just pass.

jockey

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Yeahhh...I'm gonna need the both of you to do something productive with your lives, asap.

You suck at doing an impersonation of Lumbergh. You only had one "Yeaahh..." in there.

I could set the building on fire.

jockey

Originally posted by Röland
You suck at doing an impersonation of Lumbergh. You only had one "Yeaahh..." in there.

You noticed. 😱

Originally posted by Barker
I could set the building on fire.

jockey

Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass...

jockey

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
You noticed. 😱

Of course I did. 131

Just remember, if you hang in there long enough, good things can happen in this world. I mean, look at me.

jockey

We're gonna be getting rid of these people here... First, Mr. Samir Naga... Naga... Naga... Not gonna work here anymore, anyway.

jockey

I told those fudge packers that I liked Michael Bolton's music.

jockey

Oh, and remember: next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

jockey

Ah! Yeah. It's just we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!

jockey

People that annoy you...
N_GGERS.
name the missing letter.