Hey Barker Man?

Originally posted by Barker
Ah! Yeah. It's just we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!

jockey

Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and then payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and I still haven't received my paycheck and he took my stapler and he never brought it back and then they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on it...

jockey

That's the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom.

jockey

Yes, this is horrible, this idea.

jockey

Would you bear with me for just a second, please?

jockey

Well, when a boss wants you to work on Saturday he generally asks you at the end of the day, right?

jockey

I don't know, I guess. Listen, I'm gonna go. It's been really nice talking to both of you guys.

jockey

****in' A, man!

jockey

No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.

jockey

"PC Load Letter"? What the **** does that mean?

jockey

Ok. Ok. Can we order lunch first? Ok.

jockey

The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

jockey

Mother... shitter... Son of an... ass. I just...

jockey

Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

jockey

Why don't you just call me when you grow up! Oh, wait, you know what, that's probably never gonna happen, so just don't call me, OK?

jockey

Not this time. I'll bet I'm the first one laid off! Just the thought of having to go to the state unemployment office and stand in line with those SCUMBAGS...

jockey

You know what, Stan, if you want me to wear 37 pieces of flair, like your pretty boy over there, Brian, why don't you just make the minimum 37 pieces of flair?

jockey

I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

jockey

That's what I'm talkin' about when I talk about America!

jockey

Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit.

jockey

Barker's like.....Half man.........Half Amazing....herbtouched