Want to here a Joke? It's funny

Started by noelluvspotter8 pages

Want to here a Joke? It's funny

This joke I came up with all by my self I hate both Heather Mills and Michael Jackson so this is why I think it's funny.

....What does Heather Mills and Michael Jackson have in common?

.........They are both White women that took Paul McCartney's money.

I hate Heather Mills I wished her leg falls off and hits her in a face and whats this dancing with the stars thing she doesn't even have a leg.

Don't get me started about Michael Jackson I don't like child molesters so I can't say anything nice about him

Originally posted by noelluvspotter
This joke I came up with all by my self I hate both Heather Mills and Michael Jackson so this is why I think it's funny.

....What does Heather Mills and Michael Jackson have in common?

.........They are both White women that took Paul McCartney's money.

I hate Heather Mills I wished her leg falls off and hits her in a face and whats this dancing with the stars thing she doesn't even have a leg.

Don't get me started about Michael Jackson I don't like child molesters so I can't say anything nice about him

Seeing as how you've never met them and only read things in the tabloids...you are an idiot.

Wow, that was really horrible.

Originally posted by Tattoo
Seeing as how you've never met them and only read things in the tabloids...you are an idiot.

I forgot to laugh........

Not only does that joke suck, but there's a jokes thread already.

Originally posted by Lana
Not only does that joke suck, but there's a jokes thread already.
Originally posted by Lana
Not only does that joke suck, but there's a jokes thread already.

i can pull better jokes out of bob sagets arse

No one likes you.

Originally posted by Tattoo
Seeing as how you've never met them and only read things in the tabloids...you are an idiot.

http://www.avantnews.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=25

Originally posted by Ravencrest
http://www.avantnews.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=25

Does that change what I said? No. He/she's never met them in person so how can they hate them?

Does it change what he/she said about Heather Mills? How does he know it's not Paul McCartney's fault for everything?

Quit trying to be the hero for everyone who gets shit thrown at them for being an idiot. That's twice today.

Its like everyone hating Paris Hilton.

Maybe you should all get a little bit of originality in your veins, and stop quoting other people's posts. Feel free to quote me on that.

Originally posted by Tattoo
Does that change what I said? No. He/she's never met them in person so how can they hate them?

Does it change what he/she said about Heather Mills? How does he know it's not Paul McCartney's fault for everything?

Quit trying to be the hero for everyone who gets shit thrown at them for being an idiot. That's twice today.

I think someone needs to read things before they jump to conclusions. Hahaha. I bet you didn't even read it, did you? I think you need to slow down.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Maybe you should all get a little bit of originality in your veins, and stop quoting other people's posts. Feel free to quote me on that.
Where the hell did you come from?

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Where the hell did you come from?

I was just scrolling through and saw the lack of actual thought going into most posts. Just annoyed me a bit. Was more of a joke than anything though, I don't care that much.

Originally posted by Ravencrest
I think someone needs to read things before they jump to conclusions. Hahaha. I bet you didn't even read it, did you? I think you need to slow down.

I read it, it said that Michael Jackson was found guilty in what he did. And like I said, that doesn't change what I said.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
I was just scrolling through and saw the lack of actual thought going into most posts. Just annoyed me a bit. Was more of a joke than anything though, I don't care that much.
This is the OTF, sir. Not much thought going on anywhere.

Originally posted by Tattoo
I read it, it said that Michael Jackson was found guilty in what he did. And like I said, that doesn't change what I said.

You have serious problems. Don't post again until you read the article. Seriously. Oh, and you shouldn't call other people idiots. Really.