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Pirates of the Caribbean 4: Attack of the Killer Sea Turtles
Elizabeth and little Will Jr. walk about Shipwreck Cove.
Jr: I'm so glad Uncle Jack and Uncle Gibbs came to join us for our picnic.
Elizabeth: What an odd thing to say. That sounds like exposition used in a movie. Never mind. Here they come.
Jack: (spreads arms) I don't feel hugging..... (Liz and Jr. hug him)
Gibbs: Ahem. (Liz and Jr. hug him. Jack edges over. He gives Jack a look)
Jack: I brought some exotic Turkish food and lace from France for the lady...what's that over there?
Elizabeth: Jack, stop being stupid.
Jr: No, Mommy, it looks like a gator.
Gibbs: That ain't no gator. It's a sea turtle...that's 10 ft long!
(A giant turtle with giant fangs creeps slowly up to them)
Elizabeth: What'll we do?
Jack: It's a turtle, love. We've got maybe 15 whole minutes to think before it gets close to us.