Originally posted by willofthewisp
Pirates of the Caribbean 4: Attack of the Killer Sea TurtlesJr: No, Mommy, it looks like a gator.
Gibbs: That ain't no gator. It's a sea turtle...that's 10 ft long!
(A giant turtle with giant fangs creeps slowly up to them)
Elizabeth: What'll we do?
Jack: It's a turtle, love. We've got maybe 15 whole minutes to think before it gets close to us.
LMFFAO!!!! 😄
funny stuff!! 😄
I'm sure most of you know that Bloom and Knightly said they are NOT coming back for 4 but I'm sure with enough pestering and lots of money being waved under their noses, they'll come back like trained puppies.
Anyway, I think the movie would suck if there was no Will or Elizabeth so I would probably not go to see it if they weren't in it... My take on what should happen is this:
Elizabeth and Will find a catch in the whole Flying Dutchman thing so Will is free from his bonds and back with his girl. Then they go off to help Jack to find the fountain of youth. Little do they know Barbossa is right on their tail. There's a great big fight and somebody dies... It's gotta happen right? Calypso has her revenge on the Brethren Court... But in the end, Jack has all the rum he could ever want and Will and Elizabeth have a nice family with their kid. 😱
POTC 4: Spin Off Time
SEE Gibbs begin his life as a player of sorts on Tortuga. He begins by weaving a rollicking tale of the seas, some fact, some bullGibbs, and then watch his dance of seduction begin. Be warned: it's sweaty and rum-soaked.
SEE Ragetti's search for a new eye. After not much success with a billiard ball, a salt shaker, and a Christmas ornament, he learns that whoever stabs the eye of the captain of the Gliding Scotsman becomes captain of that ship and gets all physical deficiencies taken care of. Gorgeous baby blues, here he comes!
SEE Jack the Monkey do a little dance.
SEE Murtogg and Mullroy argue.
SEE Captain Teague begin to search for his son, nodding to Pirate King Elizabeth Turner (Keira Knightley in a cameo appearance) as he departs, with only his trusty dog and guitar and a pocketful of dreams.
SEE the dead body of Davy Jones be given angel wings and a halo as he tries to kiss raindrops.
SEE...well...HEAR the mysteries of the Flying Dutchman curse revealed! How does a man whose heart beats outside his body retain a sperm count? How creative can a couple be with buckets of water?
Coming soon to theaters.
Ok, Its been soooo long since I have posted and I have read this particular post months and decided to go ahead and post my idea! You all may think I am crazy and this is a tad bit far fetched but this is Pirates were talking about here, but what if, just what if. The child at the end of the Movie is not Will's or Jack's But what if it is actually Jack himself after he has found the fauntain of youth?? If you go back and watch the end the child in question Black eye liner just like jack, jack and also has a captains hat Just like Jacks? Also its ten years later and Lizzie has not aged at all: seems she may have been to the fountain of youth maybe with jack!
what do U think ?
Oh, I wouldn't want to work off of the mess of AWE. Don't get me wrong, I actually like AWE, but it's got way too much going on.
Is the next movie a prequel? I would so do that. And I will provide the writer's commentary.
"In this scene, I just wanted to show what a cool pairing it would have been with Jack and Elizabeth. There's not really any significance in the camera angles or lighting or any of the propos here. It's just a lovefest."