Why does he lick everything???

Started by lady_captinjack9 pages

Why does he lick everything???

OK, we all know how weird jack can act, but what is with him acting like a chicken? Wanting to make out with a goat? licking the rock and his brain? not to mention the toenail in DMC (GROSS)

Also does it bug anyone else that pintel kind of acts like a girl sometimes, like in the DMC when davy jone's crew captured them and he kind of cried and in AWE when he was saying sorry for yelling at jack and barbossa?

the goat was sooo funny. Jack was trying to hit it off with the goat lol..

about the toenail, i forgot what that is. 🙁

and about the chicken, that was.. totally weird. HE LAID AN EGG.

licking the rock and the brain was.. kinda freaky, but.. funny...

about pintel, doesn't bug me. he has to have a feminine side somehow.. lol.

those were all the other jacks....the goat jack..chicken jack...even the hot naked jack (that jack stabs) LOL ...he was at Wits End lol...he went nuts and he was commanding a crew of himself...don't get me wrong though, fun to watch....Johnny probably had so much fun doing that! lol the real jack only licked a rock and something else i believe

yeah, johnny probably did. imagine fighting with yourself over a peanut lol!

johnny can pull it off lol

Originally posted by lady_captinjack
OK, we all know how weird jack can act, but what is with him acting like a chicken? Wanting to make out with a goat? licking the rock and his brain? not to mention the toenail in DMC (GROSS)

Also does it bug anyone else that pintel kind of acts like a girl sometimes, like in the DMC when davy jone's crew captured them and he kind of cried and in AWE when he was saying sorry for yelling at jack and barbossa?

if you ask me, id say a lot of those were Johnny's personal ideas. it seems like definite Johnny material. its so strange, unique, and beautiful. after the movie, i swear i wanted to lick a rock...

Being the weirdo I am I was wondering if he sanitized that rock before he licked it 😑

lol!!!!! or maybe it wasnt really a rock, candy maybe...but no doubt Johnny woud lick a rock!

lol he would. that would be awesome if it was a giant rock jawbreaker 😄

^^it would be! i mgonna reak on set and steal that rock...

and lick it? ewwww haha

lick? no. make out w/, yes 🙂

lol almost the same thing 😛

Johnny is johnny....probably a rock his daugher gave him LOL

lol he'd probably tie it to a string and hand it around his neck 😊

^^that would be sweet!!!

Originally posted by IheartPocky
lol almost the same thing 😛
lets compare this to Johnny. if i just licked him, that would be tasty, but boring. If i made out with him...much more satisfying lets just say 🙂

I see your point 😖hifty:

with Johnny, you can make any analogy clearer!

😂

maybe on 4 we get to go and be extras and be one of those whores that jack would kiss.. 😛

although. if jack would kiss me i would most definitely prepare not to be whore.. ermm

that would be so awsome if we could be extra in the next one!