Pokemon are a Threat to your Soul

Started by JesusIsAlive9 pages
Originally posted by Storm
Wicca is a religion whereas Witchcraft is a practice. Not all Witches are Wiccan, nor are all Wiccans Witches.

I love you Storm (in a godly, Christian, platonic way of course). Your posts are always so insightful. Seriously, I did not know that.

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^ What is that sucking sound I hear? 😆

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
^ What is that sucking sound I hear? 😆

Well, I didn't know that. I have always said that I learn something new everyday. I mean I know that you think that I know everything and all...heh...heh...heh, ahem, but I don't

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Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Well, I didn't know that. I have always said that I learn something new everyday. I mean I know that [B]you think that I know everything and all...heh...heh...heh, ahem, but I don't

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🙄 Isn't there something about false witness being a bad thing in the bible?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
🙄 Isn't there something about false witness being a bad thing in the bible?

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Well, I don't know everything. It is rather flattering and all that you think that I do (aw...shucks).

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Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
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Well, I don't know everything (It is rather flattering and all that you think that I do (aw...shucks).

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😕 You somehow can connect me telling you that you are baring false witness against me with you knowing everything.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
😕 You somehow can connect me telling you that you are baring false witness against me with you knowing everything.

You just stated that I know everything again. Please, stop with the constant barrage of complements, really I am not worthy of them.

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Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
You just stated that I know everything again. Please, stop with the constant barrage of complements, really I am not worthy of them.

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Whatever.

I wish I could manipulate sentences to fit my approval, but I can't. Pass the shrooms plz.

Hawaiian ones?

Yes, sir!

What level is Jesus at? I'm guessing 3. Anyone know when he evolves?

Jebuz0r, level 7.

He gets four extra arms, one of which is a gun!

lol Jebuz0r uses crucifixionz attack, does 0 damage, loses all hp for the entire game.

Hahaha, the poor fella, he just can't cut it.

He's no FSM, thats for sure!

Harry Potter books are just fiction books--books for fun. They're not representative of real magic, although there are a few aspects of real magic in there. But, last time I checked, real witchcraft didn't involve waving around a phallic symbol while saying something dorky in faux Latin.

Harry Potter books don't "indoctrinate" children into witchcraft any more than videogames "indoctrinate" children into killing people.

EDIT: It's "bearing," not "baring." Cripes. Nuurh, short-sleeve amendment, amirite?

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
I mentioned Harry Potter and Pokemon but yet Quiero Mota you zeroed in on just Pokemon. Are you tacitly agreeing that Harry Potter books and movies are witchcraft repackaged in a more innocuous looking format? Did you focus on Pokemon but totally ignore Harry Potter items deliberately? Hmm...things that make me go hmmm.

You are the person who brought up Pokemon as some kind of threat to our salvation...

I've already heard of zealots protesting against Tinky Winky, Harry Potter, Spongebob, etc.

I narrowed down on Pokemon, because this is just so damn funny

That you would warn people to beware of Pokemon, because you beleive they are creatures of Satan

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Originally posted by Goddess Kali
You are the person who brought up Pokemon as some kind of threat to our salvation...

I've already heard of zealots protesting against Tinky Winky, Harry Potter, Spongebob, etc.

I narrowed down on Pokemon, because this is just so damn funny

That you would warn people to beware of Pokemon, because you beleive they are creatures of Satan

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He sees demons every day. 😱

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
He sees demons every day. 😱

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Originally posted by Goddess Kali
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Maybe he should stop watching Pokemon. 😂

He sees demons every day.

Not all the demons... 😇