Why did Yoda go into exile?

Started by queeq6 pages

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Originally posted by Tangible God
He mentions Shrek and Donkey and you take it seriously?

Well, you would be surprised with some people.

Originally posted by Tangible God
He mentions Shrek and Donkey and you take it seriously?

I'm just saying that Yoda going into exile actually worked out for the entire galaxy. So I don't see what the problem is.

Didn't work out for the Sith...

I don't think there was much of a problem, he just didn't realise that you were not including Shrek and Donkey in your post.

Who also worked out for the entire galaxy.

Yoda foresaw that Luke would kill the emperor and everything would work out well without him having to do anything. So he went to dagobah to eat bugs and relax.

Maybe he doesn't like bugs.

He likes rootleaf.

Get yours today!

Now with swamp beast jerky free.

Originally posted by overlord
Yoda foresaw that Luke would kill the emperor and everything would work out well without him having to do anything. So he went to dagobah to eat bugs and relax.

luke killed the emporer?

OK....after a hard days work I ORDER YALL to sit down relax eat bugs and drink beer 🙂 LIKE YODA!

Order??? We can order?

Well, in that case, bring us a menu.

DEGOBAH LA'GREEN MENU
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Mynock with green sludge 8.00 Credits

Weird Lake Creature with Artoo'lablu cheese....😄 10.00 Credits

Yoda Skilettes 45.00 Credits (Hard to Catch)

Jawa Juice 45 Cred Coins

Corellian Ail 1.00 Credits

Tatooine Sunburst 5.00 Credits (Full Bottle) 2.00 Credits (Glass)

Dr.Pepper 75 Cred Coins

Mountain Dew 75 Cred Coins

Green Lake Water - Complimentary

Rancor Steak 25.00 Credits

Dewback Sub 6.50 Credits

Krayt Dragon Bureto 10.99 Credits

ENJOY!

😂 🤣 I miss this place, man !

I would like to order an Ewok that is nice and crispy yet also juicy, although not too burnt.

Yoda Skilettes ? How long did it take to come up with that one !?

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Can I have a Flaming Wookiee? I see you don't have it on the menu.

You cant possibly eat that much.

It's not food... it's a drink.