Angel Boards, Witchboards, and Ouija Boards Avoid Them

Started by JesusIsAlive88 pages

Originally posted by siriuswriter
I've used an Ouija board before and nothing happened beyond me pushing the thing to what I wanted it to say.

spoooky.

How do you know that nothing has happened to you?

D'you mean, how do I know that spirits have not inhabited my body?

Why do you even have to ask that question?

I am myself.

Originally posted by siriuswriter
D'you mean, how do I know that spirits have not inhabited my body?

Why do you even have to ask that question?

I am myself.

Basically, how do you know that nothing has happened?

Because I did not change.

This is absurd, JIA. I am not demon-possessed just because, as a six-year old girl at a slumber party my friends and I decided to get out the Ouiji board. It was a thrill.... I pushed the letters to my crushes name. OMG! The horrors! The scandal!

It was not even remotely evil-related.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Basically, how do you know that nothing has happened?

How do you know that I know that nothing happened if you know that I know that you know you have no verfiable proof?

Originally posted by AngryManatee
How do you know that I know that nothing happened if you know that I know that you know you have no verfiable proof?

Can you answer my orignal question?

You asked me that as well, it's quite a stupid question.

How do you know you're a Christian?

Are you sure you are?

Maybe you just THINK you are....

Originally posted by Boris
You asked me that as well, it's quite a stupid question.

How do you know you're a Christian?

Are you sure you are?

Maybe you just THINK you are....

Why are there no fossils linking tigers to turtles?

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Can you answer my orignal question?

Why should I? It would only mean that I have to have more horseshit blurted into my brain.

Originally posted by AngryManatee
Why should I? It would only mean that I have to have more horseshit blurted into my brain.

How many transitional fossils would there need to be linking bats to whales AngryManatee?

Better yet, where are they if they exist?

Originally posted by AngryManatee
Why should I? It would only mean that I have to have more horseshit blurted into my brain.

Ah, THERE'S the response I was looking for!!

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Why are there no fossils linking tigers to turtles?

Why do you ask stupid questions and carry over discussions from one thread to the next?

Originally posted by Boris
Why do you ask stupid questions and carry over discussions from one thread to the next?

Well, can you answer the question?

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
How many transitional fossils would there need to be linking bats to whales AngryManatee?

Better yet, where are they if they exist?

Originally posted by AngryManatee
For starters, your idea of bats evolving into whales if plain moronic, indicating your lack of credibility on your understanding of the theory. Bats did not evolve from whales and vice versa. Most likely if you compare the two's DNA, you will find that they had a common ancestor some *insert number* million years ago. No I did not sidestep you question, I simply stated that it was a very stupid one, and apparently you didn't understand why., which is why I'm having to sit here and explain why your f u c k i n g question is so f u c k i n g stupid, and it's downright infuriating that you would even have the gall to ask such a question with such lack of own personal information.

Now, how would you explain Homo sapiens neandertalensis?

Now, Homo sapiens neandertalensis?

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Well, can you answer the question?

Can you?

Originally posted by Boris
Can you?

Those transitional fossils do not exist. See how simple that was?

And why don't they exist?

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Those transitional fossils do not exist. See how simple that was?

It's apparent you've done your research

Originally posted by Boris
And why don't they exist?

Because they go against his beliefs roflcopterz