Angel Boards, Witchboards, and Ouija Boards Avoid Them

My previous comment was based on personal experience.

I did use an Ouija Board with a couple of friends, back in my HS days, just for shits and giggles.

I thought it was just horseshit, until I happen to find out that two of my closest friends in HS who also used said Ouija Board died from strange circumstances.

One starved himself to death, the other hanged himself on the balcony of his home..
The family of the guy who hanged himself said he suffered from depression and schizophrenia.. to the point he would even hurt some of his family members.

Schitzophrenia is a genetic disorder. Enviornment does play a factor, but it's of developing stages. The ouija board did not cause that.

Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon
My previous comment was based on personal experience.

I did use an Ouija Board with a couple of friends, back in my HS days, just for shits and giggles.

I thought it was just horseshit, until I happen to find out that two of my closest friends in HS who also used said Ouija Board died from strange circumstances.

One starved himself to death, the other hanged himself on the balcony of his home..
The family of the guy who hanged himself said he suffered from depression and schizophrenia.. to the point he would even hurt some of his family members.

But nothing happened to you, didn't it? Many people try out Ouija Boards or similar stuff at some point in their lives. As a matter of fact, literally all people I know/knew tried it out and nothing bad or good happened to them.

By the way, did you know that all people who ate pickles eventually died? Pickles must cause death. Don't eat pickles.

AG, you're ignoring an important factor on the pickles front: all pickles contain a known carcinogen called dihydrogen-monoxide. Did you know that every living person has this substance in their body, and that every person who has ever died tests positive for dihydrogen-monoxide exposure at some point in their life?

Originally posted by Red Nemesis
AG, you're ignoring an important factor on the pickles front: all pickles contain a known carcinogen called dihydrogen-monoxide. Did you know that every living person has this substance in their body, and that every person who has ever died tests positive for dihydrogen-monoxide exposure at some point in their life?

Haha! Reminded me of something:

I can't resist linking this.

Seriously. Why do you guys keep feeding this pamphlet preacher?

All he does is list a link to a youtube site or some other "religious" site that spouts self righteous soul soliciting jargon that has neither argumentative merit or credibility to be even remotely considered worthwhile.

He hasn't an original bone in his body.

Everything he "informs you of" is someone else's thoughts and ideas. He hasn't an original idea in his entire holier than thou "cross patch" body.

You'd do better to listen to a homeless street bum who is "spouting Jesus talk".

Seriously. Why do you feed this guy and just not ignore him? Are you that bored? Do you really feel the need to feed an internet preacher who obviously has no idea about what he is talking?

Respectfully.

Originally posted by Impediment
Seriously. Why do you guys keep feeding this pamphlet preacher?

All he does is list a link to a youtube site or some other "religious" site that spouts self righteous soul soliciting jargon that has neither argumentative merit or credibility to be even remotely considered worthwhile.

He hasn't an original bone in his body.

Everything he "informs you of" is someone else's thoughts and ideas. He hasn't an original idea in his entire holier than thou "cross patch" body.

You'd do better to listen to a homeless street bum who is "spouting Jesus talk".

Seriously. Why do you feed this guy and just not ignore him? Are you that bored? Do you really feel the need to feed an internet preacher who obviously has no idea about what he is talking?

Respectfully.

Antagonists are hard to come by in the RF.

I still love you, Shaky. heartbeat

Originally posted by Impediment
I still love you, Shaky. heartbeat

If I was a Christian, I would say: God bless you. 😄

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
If I was a Christian, I would say: God bless you. 😄

But as you're a Satanist I assume you've place placed some manner of hex on him.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
But as you're a Satanist I assume you've place placed some manner of hex on him.

Why is it always satan with you? Why can't you pick someone like Devadatta?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Why is it always satan with you? Why can't you pick someone like Devadatta?

I knew Buddhists were psycho killers!

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
I knew Buddhists were psycho killers!

But we always get sucked into the ground.

Originally posted by JesusIsAlive
Click on the links below to discover the dangers of experimenting with Angel Boards, Witch Boards, Ouija Boards (including online Witch Boards incorporating shockwave plugins).

http://www.freecdtracts.com/testimony/jeff_harshbarger.htm (the devil inside)

http://www.carm.org/testimonies/connie_williams.htm (one woman's testimony about using a ouija board)

http://yourgoingtohell.com/ouija.html

http://www.wirenot.net/forums/showthread.php?t=33

http://www.spiritualcuriosity.com/curiosity/Piper's%20Testimony.htm (another testimony about using ouija boards)

http://www.jesus-is-lord.com/valerie.htm (another testimony of using the ouija board)

Originally posted by lord xyz
comedy gold.

What do you expect from websites with names like "yourgoingtohell.com"? That's a pretty awesome name, actually.

i caught one!!! i used an angel board to lure me an angel! i have him tied and chained in my garage

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
i caught one!!! i used an angel board to lure me an angel! i have him tied and chained in my garage

Are all your neighbors banging on your door, demanding to have sex with it? You can imitate Lot and offer up your daughters instead.

Originally posted by Autokrat
Are all your neighbors banging on your door, demanding to have sex with it? You can imitate Lot and offer up your daughters instead.

Of course, you know that there is nothing in the world that even comes close to having sex with an angel. 😂

^tell that to the nephilim

i dont share it's mine!!!! go get ur own. now if you will excuse me i need to find my ball gag, whips, @$$less chaps and camcorder 🤺 😇