lol, got it from someone.. I don't exactly remember who, certain it was from the Sparrabeth thread though lol...
Parrot
Dear Squawk!
After a few months, I'VE RETURNED!!!
and the first thing i found on my trailer in shape of a cage, or a cage in shape of a trailer, was a note... by the sad-sack. Pansy told me that if i don't stop hanging out with Jack D, and paint Norribeth rules on the walls, He'll kill my MONKEY!
Well I'm gonna get to him first, and NO ONE, i repeat, NO ONE could stop me! *evil laugh*
that's all for now,
M-E-H C-O-T-T-O-N'S P-A-R-R-O-T.. (and don't you forget!)
😄
lol... well, i hope he wouldn't.. 😉
Other people post! pleeaaase! 😄
Jerry
Dear me,
Bloom's probably gonna kill me for this, so i would like to take time to thank everyone, my family and friends, I love you all... Tee and Jaeh, thanks for all your help.. Depp, I want you to know i was rooting for sparrabeth... Davenport, I'll miss your antics... Knightley, promise me not to walk around without an underwear again... chow, your nails are a hazard... monkey, i'll miss the peanut times... parrot, take care of your monkey... Gore, you could get through this, i know you can.... Ted and Terry, I hope you keep up the good work and not mess AWE up.. (although, you probably did already... but, I forgive you for that, just do a great job on the planned four...)
as for the sad-s- whel- pans- I mean ORLANDO BLOOM! don't kill me! pleaaaasseee!
I had another assistant make a dvd for me, full of sparrabeth moments, and a sparrabeth ending... I'm keeping it in a bank vault.. *phew* I'll give Jaeh the access too, but I can't find her! Bloom still has her...
oh wait.. there she is.. Oh goodness dearie! what happened? nooo... bloom has already started pressuring everyone with Willabeth?
Hopeless,
Jerry-poo