The Unforgiveable Diaries of AWE!

😂 T!!! 😄

THOSE WERE BLOODY HILARIOUS! 😂
here's mine.

Brukheimer

Dear me

I've learned 2 very important lessons today.

1: never give the sad-sack(I found that everyone was calling bloom this. i decided to get in the fun.) a sword. unless i have those big-muscled people surround him. I've heard about the incident, and yes, good thing he didn't stab Depp. That would've been a huge blow to the budget. I don't think the health insurance covered stabs from lunatics.

2: never let depp get near the sad-sack. They might kill each other, and the script doesn't call for that scene. The whelp almost drowned yesterday, and it's all because of Depp. It was quite hilarious really, but it wasn't when the paramedics asked me to resuscitate him. They didn't even want to go near the sad-sack, but it was their job. I told them I didn't know how(I do know of course, i just don't want to get near the guy) so they left me alone.

On a sidenote, someone have been sending me covert messages that the sparrabeth scenes should be cut off the movie, and i have no idea who or what he or she is.

lesson learned,
-Jerry-poo

posting another one later, gotta go now. see y'all mates.. 😉

lmao!!!! love it!

lmao jaeh!! 😄
(can i callyou jaeh for short??? my fingers get all tongue tied when i try to write all of your name lmao!)

that was hilarious!!!!!!!

poor sad-sack...we do make life hard for him lol 🙂

apparently, yes.. 😂

it's okay T.. 😉 Jaeh really is my nickname around here...

anyway.. sorry for double post. again.

Parrot

Dear Squawk!

Chow did something to my Cotton today. I'm off to terrorize him tomorrow, maybe after lunch. Those gash marks I had to treat were deep. Good thing my monkey(I love him so much!!!) 😍 and me are okay now.... He threw peanuts at Chow yesterday.

My Jack monkey poo and I are back now. I sent Jerry some messages about the Sparrabeth scenes(just once... promise!) and got him confused. I haven't gotten to the big part of my plan yet...

Cotton and I are best friends again. He asked me to do something about our 'Chow problem'. I'm good at plotting revenge plans, and things are starting to form according to my liking...

Well.. wish me luck on this!

Plotting revenge, (evil laugh)
me

lol!!! MORE PEANUTS!

yeah.. the peanuts!

thats our new obsession...

aye PEAnuts

y must u pick on orlando bloom? why not johnny depp?

Originally posted by potcfan2003
y must u pick on orlando bloom? why not johnny depp?

? Why must you even ask such a question?

1. Orlando is very tease-able.

2. Johnny is irresistible.

johnny depp is butt - ugly!!! Orlando is way better!!!

Not to start a fight, but that's my opinion

ya its all in good fun....lol

orli has been the butt of the Jokes since the DMC DIaries 🙂

and the rp's hehe

wat does rp stand for any way?

role plays

o kk thx 4 telling me

Gore Verbinski

Dear me, the only sane one here I think...

You know how in interviews they always ask that same question, "if you weren't doing this, what would you do instead?" I've never quite known how to answer this. Until today- It's very simple. I, Gore Verbinski, would be a kindergarden teacher. Why? You may ask? Let's see...

Ingredients of a Kindergarden Class:
--The girl who won't leave the boy alone: Keira's got that covered. She was caught last night peaking into Jack D.'s trailor... goodness that girl.
--The runt that everyone picks on: Apparently, they've named Mr. Blooom sad-sack. I'm just waiting for the knock-knock jokes to come around... Knock Knock -- who's there? -- orange -- orange who? -- orange orlando, haven't you seen him!? [this IS kindergarden here...]
--The bully.: Johnny has now assumed this role, but to a new extream, attention everyone, the new fad is not just to make fun of someone-- but to completley almost kill them with a huge barral and steaming water. Nice.
--The cheerleader. This would be Orlando. The biggest Willabeth fan I've ever seen in my life. Honestly, T-Shirts? How desperate IS this guy!?
--The whiner: CHOW! For the LOVE! He won't stop complaining about this assistant of his!! So what he got knocked out? This just means him and sad-sack should have some common things to talk about...

As you can see, I made my point. Let's not even get into the lovebirds of the story- to abnormal creatures somehow brought together on this great earth of ours-- but I mean really, and monkey and a parrot!? Get real.

Haven't died of annoyance yet,
Gore

haha. longish, all apologies! but this IS fun!! :]