I got one.. u can pick up from this one, i don't mind because i have no idea wat the monkey will do... u decide
jack the Monkey
dear diary,
I left th epeanuts for parrot. I'm bored now, because nothing new is going on. The paremedics blocked our number. I guess that they don't like being bothered so much... i just thought of a very mean, yet brilliant prank to play!! Mwahahaha!!!!
The prankster,
jack the monkey
Tia Dalma
Dear diary
(what? I have to name it or something? o.0)
When I came on set today for the first time, I could tell I was in for one heck of a ride. Sitting down by my music-box-cart majig with a cranberry juice on the rocks, I could smell a mystery just waiting to be resolved.
Johnny and lando are already at each others throats. Just why they clash so, I'm not sure. Maybe johnnys just stripes, and landos just plaid.
A really ugly pink, and fake tan plaid.
This particular problem, I've been told, has come about because of one orange brained scheme. A t-shirt that defies all sense of reality. And maturity.
Just something the two of them might take up to get a go at each other. Anyway, now I'm here, the only one willing to wait for tangerine in the emergency room and I just have to ask myself why. Johnny can take care of himself, sneaky bugger, that's for sure. But can't we just get lando a muscle head (paid well to tolerate the kid for sure) to keep out an eye. Then again, maybe that's just asking for trouble. Still, I'll take it up with gore later.
Anyway, judging by the squeal coming from the other side of that door, I'd say fruit boy's just about ready to leave. There's just a few things I'd like to suss out soon as I can get some quiet. The monkey seems up to something, Chows dodging someone (and eyeing to fake nails a bit too fondly), Devenport is just a bit too jumpy, kierra is way too chipper, and rush is on an alcohol binge. I wanna know why. What ever it takes!
Tia (the only sane one!) Dalma, signing off.
If you're wondering on the odd tone of tia's entry there is a good explanation. I was watching an Chevy Chase movie today that made fun of the old thinking out loud bit on mystery cases. I just had to do it!