I'm a little nervous

Started by Parttime Ninja5 pages
Parttime Ninja Senior Member

I'm a little nervous

I'm having a problem, I think I might be pregnant. Can someone PM me so I can tell you the story and you can tell me if I am or not. Now just so you know, I'm a virgin.

I'd like the people to be non-virgins if possible. Thanks

Barker Thorin Fan Club President

How can you be pregnant and a virgin?

Mary?

Röland Masked Vigilante

THE SECOND COMING!

Parttime Ninja Senior Member

the story isn't PG friendly. PM me and I'll tell you

Violent K LOOK AT SIG.

Call JesusIsAlive!

Barker Thorin Fan Club President

Originally posted by Röland
THE SECOND COMING!

Before we go any further, all right, we have to swear to God, Allah, that nobody knows about this but us, all right? No family members, no girlfriends, nobody.

Röland Masked Vigilante
Originally posted by Barker
Before we go any further, all right, we have to swear to God, Allah, that nobody knows about this but us, all right? No family members, no girlfriends, nobody.

F*ckin A man.

Barker Thorin Fan Club President

Oooh. Yeah.

Röland Masked Vigilante

I think I know what happened.

Shelbert Lemon ubuntu

Originally posted by Parttime Ninja
I'm having a problem, I think I might be pregnant. Can someone PM me so I can tell you the story and you can tell me if I am or not. Now just so you know, I'm a virgin.

I'd like the people to be non-virgins if possible. Thanks

Im honestly not knowing what to say here. You obviously have a story to tell... Im slightly curious.. but if you are a virgin... I dont see how it possible you can be pregnant.

....images of turkey basters come to mind though from a story I heard once. 😖

EDIT: Ash?... I just checked your profile and see its you.. back for more attention?

chillmeistergen Restricted

I'm a 'non virgin' and willing to help. I'm quite bemused as to how it has happened, if you're a virgin though.

Tsure Senior Member

5$ It is a test tube baby. 😐

dave_kodak Party Dave

i know all about the story.

Röland Masked Vigilante
Originally posted by dave_kodak
i know all about the story.

Don't hold out on us.

Tsure Senior Member

Yeah spill...

chillmeistergen Restricted

Does it involve the word 'swallow'?

dave_kodak Party Dave

people wanked on said person? i dont know i just like attention.

Tsure Senior Member

😐 I'll be the man and ask. 😐

Röland Masked Vigilante

I hate you and hope fire ants sting you.

dave_kodak Party Dave

Originally posted by Röland
I hate you and hope fire ants sting you.
woo